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About Me

I am the bass guitarist for Chumley's Toy (RoninMusic). We're a pretty damn good rock band from Florida, America's penis. In fact, that music you hear is "Underneath" one of our latest singles from our sophomore album, 'En Passant'. Visit www.chumleystoy.com & myspace.com/chumleystoyrocks for more information, music, pictures, propaganda, etc. Anyway...I used to think my father was an idiot, until i realized he's a genuis. We're exactly the same, he & i, except i'm no genius...I'm actually pretty stoopid. I love to cook & i'm awesome at it. I used to carve ice & that was cool! I love to play chess, but i lose at times. Unless it's at the start of a sentence, i use lower case letter i's & i use the three period thingy (...) from time to time & i also use &'s instead of the word 'and.' I'm a confusing/confused individual. I am exeptionally insomniatic. I am an unorthodox bassist with my own style, that may be good &/or bad. Essentially, my goal with Myspace is to have everyone i meet check out Chumley's Toy. So, please indulge yourselves in the magic that is Chumley's Toy & i hope you enjoy. Thank you very much & have a great day!!! Check out the official website where you can read the latest news about the band, check on tour dates, & buy our cd ...
www.ChumleysToy.com
Visit our MySpace Page at:
www.myspace.com/chumleystoyrocks
GET YOUR COPY OF THE DEBUT ALBUM TODAY!
chumley's toy
full length CD
$13.00 (12 songs - s&h included)

My Interests

Building and maintaining a strong matrimonial foundation with my wife. The collective making of music with Chumley's Toy. Living life to the fullest. Acting. Modeling. Touring. Expressing myself through my basses. I love to play them for hours. After a while, the bass starts playing me. She reminds me how I've been feeling and helps me vent what frustrations need venting. What wordless stories need telling. It's almost like passionate love making... My basses are my mistresses. They each have their own personalities & idiosyncracies. I treat them with respect & they reciprocate. They each make me feel a certain way, make me play a certain way. I love them each equally, yet differently.

I'd like to meet:

Good people. People in bands. Fans. New drinking buddies. Old drinking buddies. Beautiful people. Ugly mother fuckers. Fans. Happy dogs with wagging tails. Cool cats. People to jam with. People who listen. Story tellers. Funny people. Fans. People to teach. Intelligent people. People to learn from. Fans. Established musicans. Starving artists. Respectable people. Did I say fans? If not, fans. Good waitresses serving good food...better yet, make that hot waitresses serving hot food. Old friends. New friends. True friends. You friends. If you'd like to talk to me, please feel free to do so: AIM=chumleysbass & YIM=chumleysbass

Movies:

I'm really looking forward to the Transformers movie. I pray it doesn't suck...

Heroes:

My wife.

My Blog

Chumley's Toy - En Passant (2007) is now available on cdbaby.com

Chumley's Toy - En Passant (2007) is now available on cdbaby.com http://cdbaby.com/all/chumleystoy Chumley's Toy - En Passant (2007) 1. Tell Me 2. Underneath 3. Sleep to Dream (fiona ...
Posted by j on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:32:00 PST

Pilot flies vampires into Jumbolair, Blackrayne.

Pilot flies vampires into Jumbolair, Blackrayne.BY TONY KIMSTAR-BANNER ...http://www.ocala.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070419/ NEWS/204190370/1001/NEWS01...
Posted by j on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

Chumley's Toy recording finished

Recording for the upcoming (soon to be titled) Chumley's Toy EP has been completed. All tracks were recorded and produced by John Hughes II and assisted by Bernard Ralph.The EP consists of three origi...
Posted by j on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:08:00 PST

ESP Guitars

A heartfelt "thank you" is sent out to ESP Guitars for including Chris in their catalog again this year! Pick up a copy of ESP's 2007 catalog and your nearest ESP vendor.. or sneak a peak on the...
Posted by j on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:02:00 PST

I love spiders, but this was creepy!!

So, i bought a grill about a year ago. I used that bitch every day, twice...for about a month. Then i stopped using it. I don't really know why. Maybe it's because i didn't hav...
Posted by j on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 07:16:00 PST

Italy's Dagheisha.com has put a review of the Chumley's Toy album on their site.

"Davvero un ottimo esordio per questi Chumleys Toy provenienti da Tampa, Florida. Linee di basso importanti e un groove tipicamente crossover vengono attraversate dalla splendida voce ...
Posted by j on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:49:00 PST