Howdy... Fate seems to have lead you here... to the greatness that is Gabe's Myspace Page. Go ahead, give yourself a nice pat on the back... You deserve it.
Now as for this about me? Well, let's see. I am an adventurer, kind of like Indiana Jones... except without all the Nazis and voodoo and the like. Oh, and after a rather nasty little trip into what I like to call "Bad Relationship Ideas" I do not like whips very much at all. So maybe I am nothing at all like Indiana Jones, but I am an adventurer none the less.
But what I do lack in adventure cred I more than make in up in humor (some people go so far as to say I am a funny motherfucker) which would make me a perfect sidekick for a superhero... but due to my complete and total disregard for public saftey as well as my unreliability, I feel I am much more suited for the "Super Villian" line of work... Or at least low rent henchman.
Other than my twisted delusions of grandure, you will find me to be a rather normal, everyday, run of the mill nerd. I read comic books, like watching Nick At Nite, and can sing you pretty much any 80's sitcom theme song. I like sad songs with bubbly beats, arguing with old people about how 'the good old days' sucked ass, and making tasteless jokes in the wrong company (I am especially prone to telling racist jokes to the joked about race, and womyn beating jokes in Abuse Counsiling sessions). I like picking up chicks at abortion clinics, dating chicks with eating disorders, and steering the blind in the wrong direction. I only know bad words in the majority of the foriegn languages I can speak (including sign), and while I have a pretty decent vocabulary I seem to find that the majority of the phrases that come out of my mouth include the "F" word more oft than not.
I am really smart... but the focus of my intelligence seems to be in the rhelm of useless trivia and nonsensical facts. I am obsessed with Elvis, but just the latter part of his life. I think people worry too much about what other people think of them, so I make it my personal mission in life to have as many people I can possibly have hating my fucking guts with every ounce of their existance. I like making fun of people for no reason at all. I think that every tear a grrl cries because of you adds ten minutes to your life (my last relationship alone has granted me immortality). I am rather genrous... but only to worthless causes and suicide missions. I believe that every day you live is a gift... and I have been killing myself trying to find the reciept so I can return mine for some beer money.
Not really much more to me than that... or is there??? You can try and find out, but sadly I think that what I lack in depth I more than make up in false bravado and troubling machismo. Oh, I also have a wicked cool website with my friends, the mighty mighty FIC, and should you feel so inclined, you would be doing yourself a benifit if you wandered over there after you get done reading this. WWW.FICOnline.com
Though we are rather childish and immature, you will see that we are alot of good clean anti-social fun!
Thanks for reading this and may God bless you....
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