CHOMP-CHOMP!
My boy(s)
"The greatest folly of the mind is to believe passionately in what is palpably untrue."
Nature always follows the simplest & most efficient pattern:
My new slogan:
"That bird is a liar!"
The Stansexxy's, we all mean mug the same way.
Some photos from my jobbie(s):
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Ah yes, and my favorite shirt that I permanently borrowed from Amanda:
Oh, and I love contemporary Christian music!!!
...and positive female role models:
My Microsoft Paint prowess...
My dream. My goal.
So I can officially be Dr. Stan:
...and have the PRIVILEGE of doing things such as this:
I ♥ Biological Science.
I like to go for a swing on that banana hammock!
T-Stan is what Bette Midler was doing all that singing about. Observe the greatness that is my little sister (most specifically the areas encircled in yellow):
T-Stan and I have sweet drunken dance moves, no doubt!
A few other of my personal heroes include...
Large Marge:
Jabba the Hut:
Pizza the Hut:
Dee Snider:
Albert Einstein:
Richard Dawkins:
Sanford my chocolate lover from the Pub at Jannus Landing:
Carl Sagan:
Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald:
Mister Al Gore:
Charles Darwin and his ZZ Top Beard;
Sigmeund Freud and his coke habit:
...and last but certainly not least, Chad Kroeger of Nickleback for manifesting an entire career off of 3 isolated guitar riffs and a voice that sounds like he drinks 3 gallons of phlegm for breakfast each morning:
Maybe he was what Bette Midler was singing about...
I mean, they do kind of look alike.
Oh, and Pope Gabe Paul II. He brought me closer to god just like Trent Reznor said: