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Farhan [HDK]

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About Me

X[Farhan]X --
[noun]:

A hard-core grave robber

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Farhan[HDK] has 58,832 friends.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


LUCILLE
Would also like to meet Bela Lugosi, Jim Morrison, The Great Criswell, Elvira, Buster Keaton and a friendly orangutan.
[ Semi sarcasm mode :: ON :: ]
I pretty much hate everyone and don't have alot of patience for most of the people on this cursed earth. Especially if you're an arrogant, narrow minded, ignorant imbecile. in which case fuck off and die slowly.Please..P.S
Omgzz!! if you don't read everything I write on my page four hundred and twenty seven times, whilst writing hieroglyphics on your grandfathers chest with an aquamarine crayon wedged between your toes then you will be visited by the ancient phantom Gertrude McPussy, and have your nipples removed promptly with a fork. If you have brown eyes and two legs in particular, you will have an amazing time while all this is happening because according to my astrology pop up book, you have an incredibly compassionate nature. You can even join my train if you like post apocalyptic space grunge. LOLZZZZ comment my pictureZ and come to my shitty party!! whats everyone doing tonight? Repost this 45557411265 times if you like frozen peas. BYEE! :: MUAH MUAH :: EX OH EX OH EX OH omgz my life is so fucking exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!![semi sarcasm mode :: OFF :: ]
I like old horror movies, howard shore, 50's and 60's Bmovie Sci-fi, circuses and fairgrounds, music boxes and carousels, androids and electric sheep, old buildings and graveyards, Retro Computer games and atmospheric M.U.D.S, H.R giger and Mangos, never ending nights and Halloween songs, sugar and spice and all things made out of rice. I have an allergy to sunlight, am comforted by the sound of thunder and lightning and feel safest when the rain pours heavy. I love the smell of paint and bonfires and the sound of ice cracking. I'm a habitual escapist and yet have my feet firmly planted on cracked pavement. I look like a reject and think like a poet. I thawt i thaw a pussycat. I did. I did see a pussycat...

Music:

Pretty much anything really.
Oh and these guys..
I make music with my speak and spell
[.MY MUSIC.]
XDORIAN SAPPHIREXDJ SPANKY+CARROTMAN

Movies:

Some of my favourite celluloid candy....

Please go visit my gorgeous baby mama's page. DO IT
MISS MICKEY

Television:

wildlife docs! all animal stuff yeah.. stuff like that. animal stuff. UFC Conspiracy STUFFFFF ..aries

Books:

Don't read properly. Tend to flick past all the pictures and read the pretty words I like reading all aboot Quantum Mechanics, Free Energy. I eat up Biographies and tales of orchestrated catastrophes, Psychology tidbits, Interviews with interesting people, graphic novels, books on the occult and vampiric folklore, Aikido, bhuddist and zen philosophy, Clever Limericks, Stuff on Recreational Body detaching substances,OBE's and dreamscapes, conspiracy theories, POP UP BOOKS!! annnnnnnnnnnnd the Mr Men Anthology

Heroes:



The Amazing CriswellBELA LUGOSI ELVIRA[.Summarise.]
Natalie, my dearest friend from far away. YOU and.. bela legosi, Hunter S Thomspon, david cronenberg, Martin Luther King, Chris Cornell [The voice Of God] Mr Kellogs, Columbo, My Brother

My Blog

Exempli Gratia

 To: alt.suicide.methods  From: "Barry Norris"  Subject: Murder for Suicides  Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 04:17:53 -0000 My name is Barry Norris. I would like to offer my services to a...
Posted by Farhan [HDK] on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:14:00 PST

Everyone Please Help Find Missing Wally

I know that madeline girl is missing so you're probably all searching furiously. But please spare a thought for Wally too. Here is the last known photo.. Recent Locations where we are currently deplo...
Posted by Farhan [HDK] on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:21:00 PST

Random Survey. Like a test..only infinite choice

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?In space. Flying about like a martian on crack.... no.. in the big living room of doom   2. Who will be your next kiss?I don't kiss and tell.. unless I'm being questi...
Posted by Farhan [HDK] on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:03:00 PST

Bestiality and Morgue Sex

Cadaverdance says: oh god I did just say the graveyard fantasy didn't I? [©¦¦ HellBlazeR ¦¦©] says: you did [©¦¦ HellBlazeR ¦¦©] says: morgue would be interesting too lol [©¦¦ HellBlazeR ¦¦©] says...
Posted by Farhan [HDK] on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:23:00 PST

Msn mimic

If you don't know what it is then I can only pray for your salvation and light fires to guide you to this msn translation service.   Results follow   SiX_-_ [©¦¦ HellBlazeR ¦¦©]_-_SiX says: ...
Posted by Farhan [HDK] on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:16:00 PST

Friends Requests

So that this page doesn't spontaneously erupt into some kind of insane, superficial, monstrous gathering of people I have never really spoken to or know outside of their 170*127 jp...
Posted by Farhan [HDK] on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:12:00 PST

Back For More

I used to be here alott MANNN Then I got fed up and deleted my page Now I'm back again. Oh isn't life full of promise and excitement! Who knows what's around the corner. Maybe I'll delete my page agai...
Posted by Farhan [HDK] on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST