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Haystack

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About Me

Here's wee Hayley, battering on about some useless tripe.
I live in a big cardigan that I got for £1.
I'm apparently very good at drawing and aim to burrow into the Glasgow school of art in the future. That'll be nice!
I've been vegetarian for 5 years or more but I am still capable of hurling meat at my friend.
Occassionally to dress up as things is sometimes very invigorating, although I sometimes turn out like a pompous arse from the pantomime.
One day I would like to write a children's book, but I doubt I'd be allowed to do this.
If I've made any spelling mistakes, please let me know so I don't look rubbish.
That's all I can come up with for now. If anyone would like to think of anything else to put here, tell me and I'll include it. Having yourself reviewed by people sounds like a clever but slightly soul-destroying idea.
If you have any self confidence, talk to me in a different fashion by adding [email protected]
Get in touch if you fancy a banter.
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My Interests

Drawing
Painting
Writing
Doing silly poetry that would be intended for children had there not been evil content involved
Pushing libraries to the silence limits
Comedy
The Mighty Boosh
Meeting nice people
Regularly getting into a situation where I think "What am I bloody doing", but in a good way
Tea
Cuddles
Being of some help
Personality surfing
Resolving things
Raw mushrooms
Fried mushrooms
Making people feel warm and nice
Nice wine
Lapsing into different voices now and again
Having a laugh
Cardigans
Talking to the beautiful lot on MySpace...

I'd like to meet:

Basically everyone in my heroes section. We'll all get together and have a cuddle party. Whether they like it or not.

Music:

The Beatles
David Bowie
Queen
80s Matchbox B-Line Disaster
Led Zeppelin
Madness
The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
The Small Faces
10cc
XTC
Sly and the Family Stone
Franz Ferdinand
Basement Jaxx
Shakira
Gnarls Barkley
The Noisettes
The Beach Boys
Marc Bolan
T-Rex
The Sweet
DJ Spanky and Carrotman
Alesha Dixon
The Who
The Rolling Stones
The Kinks
The Carnival Ghosts
The Fratellis
Kaiser Chiefs
The Smiths
Morrisey
Fairport Convention
Nick Cave
Hairspray DJs
Maximo Park
Pussycat Dolls
Kate Bush
Black Sabbath
Stevie Wonder
The Jam
Amy Winehouse
Oi Va Voi

Movies:


Labyrinth
The Phantom of the Opera
The Invisible Man
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benifit Glorious Nation of Khazakstan
Withnail and I
Tommy
Beetlejuice
House of 1000 Corpses
Eraserhead
Shaun of the Dead
Amelie
Spirited Away
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Dumb and Dumber
The Shining
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
The Exorcist
Oliver!

Television:


I'm Alan Partridge
The Mighty Boosh
Adam and Joe
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Nathan Barley
Garth Marengi's Darkplace
Snuff Box
Black Books
Spaced
Peep Show
That Mitchell and Webb Look
Monty Python's Flying Circus
The Day Today
Brasseye
Big Train
Saxondale
The Young Ones
Bottom
I'm Not An Animal
The I.T Crowd
Unnatural Acts
The Russell Brand Show
Big Brother's Big Mouth
Scrubs
Borat TV
Have I Got News For You
Mock the Week
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
QI
The Clangers
Captain Pugwash (the really old paper one)
Father Ted
The Comic Strip Presents...
Shooting Stars
Vic Reeves' Big Night Out
The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer
Fawlty Towers
Extras
The Office
Roobarb and Custard
Bruce's Price is Right
TV Heaven Telly Hell
Hyperdrive
Fonejacker
The Peter Serafinowicz Show

Books:

The Diary of Anne Frank
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time
Lolita
The Rik Mayall: Bigger than Hitler, Better than Christ
Monty Python books
The Letters of Spike Milligan
The Catcher in the Rye
Anything by Louise Rennison
Anything else by Spike Milligan.

My Blog

80s Manic Bovril Disaster

This is all I know of 80s music after taking a quiz. oi , oi! , keep it down now, voices carry. unfasten , belt , let it all out. You know, I wish that I had blacksmith 's girl. People are goblins ,...
Posted by Haystack on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 07:32:00 PST

Fantastic things that OTHERS have said...

...since I did a big ego one about myself. Anna's wordings: No, it smells like cook!I bet you've never been drunk! I'll hack you to death! (this was directed at two little girls walking past us in the...
Posted by Haystack on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:56:00 PST

Word appreciation

If I make a list I'll never forget them. Some words and phrases that are either special to me or used frequently...or even just said once and sounded good. I shall add to them as time goes on and...
Posted by Haystack on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:57:00 PST

How very comforting.

..http://quizfarm.com/images/1142421904picto toly man blauw.gif"> You scored as Male. Being mostly male / masculine, within your structures of thinking simply means that your reasoning powers are (the...
Posted by Haystack on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:35:00 PST

Hayley's Big Bang Story

I was given an assignment in a ridiculous religious education class today. It was "Try to describe The Big Bang Theory in your own words". Taking full advantage of the "in your own words" statement, I...
Posted by Haystack on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:29:00 PST

The Great Big Tiny Pocket Answers (and a bit of splodge)

Before I go on to the answers, I'll say some other things as I haven't done this in quite a while.   The most noticable things happening right now are: 1. The girl next door is learning trombone....
Posted by Haystack on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:49:00 PST

You want to fill this out? It could be mildly amusing.

The Hayley,I _____ you.You have a nice ______.You make me ______.You should _______.Someday I will ________.You + me = ________.If I saw you now I'd ________.I would build a _______ just for you.If I ...
Posted by Haystack on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:07:00 PST

Monster

                                    &n...
Posted by Haystack on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:27:00 PST

Are we to be married on the morrow? It's a bloody quiz

Hello again. I ponced this thing off of someone else and I thought it might be interesting. It's a waste of my time and your time alike, but time's only wasted if you don't enjoy wasting it. Yes? Anyw...
Posted by Haystack on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:59:00 PST

Damn....

Mmmm.....don't feel so good. So tired.            I had a fight with some chardonnay...I didn't win. I have a bad headache (so I was smart by going on...
Posted by Haystack on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST