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shona föxx

I wannae be like that mountian, I wannae be taller and better than the rest.

About Me


miss shona foxx,
'i don't need to drink, i'm fucked up enough already, i blame the drink.'
i'm shorter and louder than most people. i have red-ish hair now. i think i want a perm. i've never understood the concept of too much alcohol. i like my dog more than anyong i've met. i'm over emotional just now, i hate it. make up annoys me, i don't wear it. emotionally, i'm a lesbian. physically, i'm bisexual. my best friend has a picture of my mother naked. i'll sing at you, very drunkly and badly. half the time i wish i was a bloke. i'm sexest. you don't want to pass out drunk near me, i'm a wee shite. i work in a call center. i get my breasts out too often. i'l complain they're too big, then complain how wee they are within the space of five minutes. ask me about matt the surf instrutor, it's a good story. i want to go to australia please. i dislike being called a slut. i hate bananas, with a passion.
i've got the gift to make people less afraid, it's time i use it for something else than gettin laid.
become my friend, eh?

My Interests

mind altering substances. one night stands. hair spray. mini skirts. over sized sunglasses. ripped jeans. cowboy boots. platform boots. push up bras. 3am phone calls. michael bolton. michael boltons hair.
motleyquagmire.ytmnd.com
friends♥!

I'd like to meet:


Michael Bolton!

Music:

heart throb mob. mötley crüe. crash diet. hardcore superstar. peppermint creeps. vains of jenna. kiss. towers of london. the ark. tingertailz. kix. swingin' thing. enuff z'nuff. trash brats. britney fox. peep show. ratt. tazzberry blue. whitesnake. crazy lixx. michael jackson. cinerella. wasp. tryx. alleycat scratch. bon jovi. skid row. tesla. dokken. shotgun messiah. queeny blast pop. glamvestite vampirez. looney toon goons. krayola kids. guns n'roses. faster pussycat. danger. vinnie vincent invasion. firehouse. europe. big bang babies. scouting for girls. dragonette. mr big. etc.

Television:

Black books.

Books:


Buy Me This.?

squeckOBV.™'s Details.

Status: I'll Pull Ye, If Ye Want.
Here For: The Banter
Orientation: Queer.

Heroes:

my granddah!
and adam michael dobson fo' life !

My Blog

10 things to 11 people.

1. i don't know how i feel about you. well i kinda do. i like you, alot. well, enough to want a proper relationship and not something based on sex. so, guess who's not putting out next time we met? i...
Posted by shona föxx on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:09:00 PST

i would quite happliy get fat on these.

        want! want! want!
Posted by shona föxx on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:28:00 PST

for the least manly bloke i know.

my friend from across the pond, naw, wait, that's america, it's more like a strategically made mini golf course over to australia than a pond, eh? look at that, first sentence and i've already distra...
Posted by shona föxx on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:04:00 PST

RIP shona fingerfuck.

ok, so, i've been miss shona fingerfuck for like, forever now. like, over a year, eh?well, i'm kinda, extremely bored of it.so yeah, i changed it.it'll be sadly missed, but i'm shelagh foxx now, live ...
Posted by shona föxx on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:16:00 PST

big spoon and little spoons guide to life.

1. the word classy should never be followed by a burp. 2. during sex, if someone calls you the wrong name, it doesnae matter because they’re sticking it in you. 3. dackwards sex always breaks yo...
Posted by shona föxx on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:43:00 PST

your love is like bad medicine.

ok, so...anyone who as spoke to me over the past week and a few days, has heard me complain about my sore head.it started of a jolly binge drink on a tuesday night.which turned into a horrid wednesda...
Posted by shona föxx on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:58:00 PST

Clean that computer screemn you dirty slag.

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Posted by shona föxx on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:58:00 PST

give me some good yiffing BITCH!

1 - Getting StartedThe female dog normally comes on her first heat between the ages of nine and fifteen months. Attempting intercourse with her at this time is not recommended since these changes in ...
Posted by shona föxx on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:05:00 PST

fancy a shag?

Basics. Name: Nickname: Age: Birthday: Location: Height: Weight/Size: Bra Size:   (only if you're a chick, obviously) Pierced: Tattooed:     Do you. Smoke: Drink: ...
Posted by shona föxx on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:30:00 PST

THE MANSON STORY!!

Marilyn Manson Came On Kerrang . It Was The Tainted Love Video, For Some reason, I Paid Attention To The Video, And Reliesed, It's One Of The Greatest Video I've Ever See...
Posted by shona föxx on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST