Relearning Spanish, Les mecs français, Fashion, My KitchenAid Mixer, Baking, Gardening, Drag Racing, Cordyceps Fungus
Thank you for the lovely art Bemmie- and -Dominic!!!
I'm half J-Lo!!!
Kouta Andou aka Tiny Music, Israel Kamakawiwoole, The Distillers, Mary Magdalen, Miranda!, Kelly, Charo, Cher, Trini Lopez, IAMX, Avenged Sevenfold, Hillary Duff
Everything from the Golden Age of Hollywood!
What Not To Wear, Trading Spouses, Xena, Martha Stewart's Topless Christmas
Children's books, Vintage romance novels, 1940s murder mysteries, Janet Evanovich
Lucille Ball, America Ferrera, Aunt Nita, Sister Bernadette, Lula
My namesake, great-great-aunt Nita (right). Contrary to popular belief Lucy Maud Montgomery's Anne of Green Gables books were not autobiographical but based on her close friend Nita's adventures. This is a candid snap of Nita and Diana Barry bogarting Marilla's raspberry cordial.
This is Sister Bernadette trying to get me to let go of poor little Manuel's ear. (I had a crush on him.) Sister Bernadette was such a wonderful person. I almost became a nun because of her.
The New Me! I had a great time last week on the coast. I was in L.A. a while back where TLC was doing a special on-location fix-it-all-in-a-day What Not to Wear Special. I was just minding my business, shopping for the kids, and Stacey and Clinton jumped out at me from outta nowhere. I can't say I love the flat hair that Nick gave me but the dress was fab and Carmindy really evened out my skin tone. I didn't get the full $5000, just one dress. Now, I didn't even need a makeover, eh? But, I'm glad I went along with it! It was a thrill! Stacey and Clinton are angels!
Oh WOW! I didn't really like what Nick Arrojo did to my hair so I asked my daughter to fix it. She's 4. She usually does a great job on my colouring and bleaching so I thought she'd be great with a home perm too. I was right. It's amazing, eh?
I just got back from Vegas. It was so much fun. Here's me at the Liberace Center. It's where his museum is and it's a strip mall. You can buy hookahs, Middle Eastern groceries and timeshares before or after your museum tour.
Here's me doing my bit for the community, spreading laughter and joy as Ms Lucille Ball at a local old folks home. This poor ol'e doll was a bit of a sad case. Senile dementia, I think. She was all like "Get away hellish she-demon, get away!". I was all like, what's up with that?. She was a cutie so I spent extra time at her bedside cheering her up. This photo was taken after her meds kicked in. We had a blast!
I met Mary-Kate and Ashley at a charity gala last year. They acted just like the lady at the old folks home but were fine after their meds kicked in too. Must be something going around??? Those girls are funny! It was fun to hang with them. I still don't know which one is which.
I love Arizona so much. It's my spiritual home. We may move to Phoenix one day soon.
The happiest day of my life!!! I caught a 20 lb. rainbow trout! Then I got married which was OK too, I guess.
Girl's night out! Me and my best betches, Doris (left) and Kiki (middle). We're pretty well behaved but get into trouble sometimes. We've been friends for forever. I love these girls!
Younger days! Me, before I had the kids.
Where did my youth go? Me, after I had the kids.
One of my hobbies is breaking world records. Here's me at the World's Largest Pillow Fight! OMG! I had so much fun that day!
I recently did Trading Spouses. It was great! I learned a lot of valuable lessons and I fell in love with my host family. They were so wonderful. We got along so well the producers said that it "wasn't good TV" and that the episode will never air. :(
Shopping with the mother-in-law :p She's such a... well, you can tell from just looking at her, can't you? She never thought I was good enough for her son.
OMG! Last week these naz-T betches that I carpool with invited me to a costume party. I never thought they liked me much (jealous, I think) so as a show of friendship I accepted. I show up, and guess what, it wasn't a costume party! They were just out to embarrass me. Instead of going all Carrie on their asses I held my head high and enjoyed the evening. My ears and tail were a big hit anyway and I showed 'em!
Thank you Captain Scratch! I'm very proud of these accomplishments.
Wow Pam! Thanks so much! This is so fab! Hugs!!!