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Jennifer Elizabeth

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About Me

I'm a mid twenties, black haired, bar stewardess from Tamworth (UK) and was born with a blackness inside that frightens people around me. I have a small obsession with religion in history and it's ramifications on todays world, but that's just my educated side. I am sadistic, mocking and often very bored. I'm a mischief maker and like to be naughty, whatever that entails. If I am present, you will know it, often because you will be in tears as i try to explain how much I love your outfit and how dramatic your make up looks. I am not known for my subtelty and try very hard not to like people (I don't like sending Christmas cards). I love watching people fall over. However, if I do like you, you're lucky because i treat all of my friends in the same way I like to be treated myself, with mocking and extreme silliness. If I don't like people, i simply ignore them. I love words and am a great fan of sesquipedalians (answers on a postcard). I hate the word unique as it applies to everybody (in lies the irony) and i like the word dude. I don't like people who conform to a prescribed image because they're friends do. I'm not impressed by much, so don't go there. I like funny people who don't take themseves seriously. If your too fond of yourself, you don't want to befriend me!!!I will talk to anybody, but don't just send a request, send a message too. There are too many dodgy people around waiting to hack you, so I'm always suspicious.
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You are the Dark Mother. Beautiful, dark, protecting, you are the grace of the night. You keep safe the newly turned and guide them through their first dark days.
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I'd like to meet:

An ostrich wearing a feather boa made from emu feathers laughing in a mocking way as it struts past the emus in the antarctic ocean. A pig who can actually fly. A tree that jumps out and attacks people. A banana skin that actually makes people fall over. A veteran of evolution and his pet frog. Not that fussy really!!!!!!


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If anybody actually understands the literary reference to this I will be very impressed!!!

My Blog

The secret of a long and lasting relationship

My parents have been married for nearly 30 years. I admire their constancy and devotion. I have often wondered how they have managed to stand the test of time when so many others have not been as luck...
Posted by Jennifer Elizabeth on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:41:00 PST

My Chemical Romance Gig!!!!!

Hello my pretties!!!!!Some of you know, others may not, that I ended up going to the MCR gig at the O2 arena in London on 15/11/2007. So, I'm going to tell you about it. I've been to a fair few gigs t...
Posted by Jennifer Elizabeth on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:16:00 PST

Last few weeks

I haven't blogged for a while so this is going to involve all of my three moods: 1)laughing hysterically, 2) screaming my little head off and 3) making horrible comments about people that they can hea...
Posted by Jennifer Elizabeth on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:16:00 PST

Chat up lines!!!!

Hello all. I went out last night for a night out, something I haven't done properly for while. What I mean by properly is that there was alcohol and a club!!! I was tispy and in a very silly and misch...
Posted by Jennifer Elizabeth on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:42:00 PST

If you're going to play with the thunder, take a tripod!!!

OK, so today we had a fairly good thunderstorm. Those of you who live in old Blighty know how rare a good storm is. Some of you will also be aware that I love storms and like to get a good view of the...
Posted by Jennifer Elizabeth on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:33:00 PST

Quiz about me!!!

1. If you went out to dinner with Jesus who would pay? Now call me an optimist, but if the son of God walked into a restaurant, you'd presume there would be some freebies going on. 2. What underwear a...
Posted by Jennifer Elizabeth on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:53:00 PST

Customer Service Guide

Hello all. A subject which has been on my mind a lot lately is the effective execution of good customer service. I have, therefore, come up with a fail proof guide that anybody working with the genera...
Posted by Jennifer Elizabeth on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:03:00 PST

Is it me, or has childrens TV changed?

Check out the following YouTube links and see if you agree!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8mvrFHcgsc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2SFBLOI2aQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZsaHLjy9f4 http://ww...
Posted by Jennifer Elizabeth on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:06:00 PST

Weight and it's implications

G'day all. About two hours ago I went to weight watchers to discover that I had put 5 and a half pounds on. Oops!!!! LOL!!! Oh well, I thought, it's been a tough couple of weeks with mommy dearest spu...
Posted by Jennifer Elizabeth on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:26:00 PST

Hygiene

This is a message, of sorts, to anybody who was planning on being within about 50 feet of me. If your hair is greasy, do not talk to me. Go home, wash it, then i will think about allowing you near me...
Posted by Jennifer Elizabeth on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST