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WE ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK TO BE UNKIND - HMA

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About Me


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SALUTATIONS!!! So u have stumbled across my page then? well, a great ideally logical thought might lie with the fact that u might want to click the back page button for ur own sanity! but dont say I didnt warn yer! lol Anyway, I'm Chris (how predictable was that?), &I'm now at the astoundingly young old age of 30! ;o) Personality-wise, I can be quite a shy person at times, with not always alot to say, then other times, I can be quite lively so I can be a little unpredictable in that sense - I guess I tend to go where my mood takes me. I am also floating on a very deep intermission of thinking. I think being deep can be a very good quality&well thought out. Plus it beats being a shallow waste of existence that can do nothing better than to try to ruin other people's life just for their own insecure meanings. I also have a passionate way of thinking&I definately enjoy portraying myself to being at least alittle bit differential from the crowd - as I tend to go my own way more, listen to my way of life, music, image-wise, I am also quite retro - and pretty much stuck in the 80's with alot of my influences&even further afield when it comes to morality thinking as opposed to the mainstream of promiscuity - which I hate very much as it doesnt really show a lot of depth in character - or in alot of ways self respect for one's self being. (Yes I am alittle more old fashioned than most - but enough of that for the time being!) I dont class myself as overly inteligent or big headed as I find those "full of themselves"kind abit tepid&out of my range of characteristical maintenance - so please dont do it or I will tire of you very quickly! My other characteristic is a huge demand for being a sarcastic little shit-house! lol, sorry guys but I am! I am also within ascertaining a nature for being off the wall with one liners and also add in a little bit of cheekiness too&that's just me - take it or leave it. But deep down I am loyal, reasonably caring (even though I dont always know how to show it)reasonably honest, dont really ask too much of anyone - just for honesty&self respecting people - male or female. I can also be alittle irrational&off the wall at times, but I do talk a worthy cause aswell, and my rants are highly influenced by the wrestling commentator - JR, and also Boro pat! U should definately check those out - theyre hilarious! I am hugely a fan of music that contains deep thought, both musically&lyrically - such as OCEAN MACHINE BIOMECH by DEVIN TOWNSEND - as I feel connected to the concept&feel of the music, spiritually, lyrically&in depth - plus it sums up how I often have felt about life - its like a winding path that you cant help but want to explore deeper. Plus, another album I feel connected to very deeply is "DARE's" "out of the silence" album - it is full of natural beauty, honesty, great thinking, good layering,&just all round well thought out material. Give me a good album like those 2 anyday! Also another band I have got into is UDO/ACCEPT. Thanks to 1 of my good friends (who is also on here nowadays) I now consider myself to be a fan of his music. His lyrics are quite amusing&the way he describes things comes across as funny too - but I'm sure that the lyrics he writes have some metaphorical reason in there somewhere along the lines (or at least i hope so anyway! - I dont hold heaps of hope for that tho!) Oh yeah, I'm proud to announce the fact that I drive a nice little 1.0 red instigator! hey, it's not flash but it sure as hell gets me from A to B&being as one of my other hobbies is to travel&explore further afield once in a while, it aids me to get to good rock clubs in places like Manchester, Nottingham, Sheffield, Stoke, &anywhere else that needs a mention? Ahh yes it also tends to find a way of running me into chaotic situations occasionally! such as obliterated tyres which isnt too much fun wen ur out on the way to a club! - and also soddin' tonnes of red lights!!!
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My Interests

I like going out&frequenting rock clubs regular. I'm mainly an outdoors kinda guy. I love having fun, socialising with interesting&funny people who can make me laugh&smile. I love fitness, walking, cycling, weight training, tenpin bowling (even if i never get chance to play the latter 1 of the 5). I love music&watching nething interesting or funny - dvd's more welcome. I also use the net too much lol,, but lastly, I i like having a drive (with good quality music) to somewhere nice, if i can think of a destination without getting too lost! (ok, so getting lost is actually part of the fun! well, sometimes anyway!!!)

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people who are themselves, fun-loving, kind, caring, have a passion for music (rock, 80's, aor, hard rock, metal are my main choices for the love of music) who I can share good fun times with frequenting clubs and other places up&down the country&even take our little union excursions overseas! However - I have to make this clear to people of who I wont tolerate or meet. Girls who are after one night stands, no strings attatched fun aka - promiscuity promoting people - do me a huge favour please? DONT MESSAGE ME EVER. I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU'SE TYPE - TO ME YOU ARE NOTHING BUT IMMORAL&A WASTE OF TIME TO ME. I REFUSE TO BE USED FOR SEX AS I HAVE MORE RESEPCT FOR MYSELF! Also the "PRINCESS ENTITLEMENT" kind - keep away - as in a relationship - I promote honest thinking, and peer relationships - those are the best relationships a guy&girl can ever have - I will never ever buy somebody - I AM DEAD AGAINST CHIVALRY - That went out in the 1960's! this is a society where both genders are as able in drive for career&financial stablisation - so let's face it - chivalry is benevolent sexism that is one sided! I dont put anybody on pedestals! Male&female respect comes from good upbringing&treating each other equal. If people are put off by this section then it demonstrates to me that they are takers.Take this survey

Music:

IN THE ROCK/METAL SECTION I LIKE THE BANDS:UDO!!!!! PLUS ACCEPT,EARLY SKID ROW, SHY, CRASHDIET, LOUD'N'NASTY, SLAYER, EIDOLON, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD/DEVIN TOWNSEND, OPETH, MACHINE HEAD, DIO, OZZY OSBOURNE, SEPULTURA - UPTO 1993, METALLICA - UPTO THE BLACK ALBUM, MEGADETH, DANGER DANGER - 1st 3 albums, RATT, DOKKEN, SHOTGUN MESSIAH, MANOWAR!!!, POISON BLACK, FIELDS OF THE NEPHILIM, IRON MAIDEN, HELLOWEEN, FEAR FACTORY, THE HAUNTED ARE OK, AT THE GATES, RAMMSTEIN, WARRIORSOUL, PRONG, CINDERELLA - PARTICULARLY EARLIER STUFF, AXEL RUDI PELL , HARDLINE, JEFF SCOTT SOTO, QUEENSRYCHE, SOME OF METAL CHURCH STUFF, SLAUGHTER, SPREAD EAGLE, SLEEZE BEEZ, HAMMERFALL, HUBI MEISEL, VIO-LENCE, LA GUNS - UPTO 1991, AC/DC, JUDAS PRIEST, MOTORHEAD, LOST HORIZON, THE CULT, NIGHTWISH, WASP, THE ALMIGHTY, ANTHRAX VIXEN - UPTO 1990, VAIN 1ST&UNRELEASED 2ND ALBUM, PANTERA, TWISTED SISTER, ALICE COOPER, PRETTY BOY FLOYD, TIGERTAILZ, ROXX GANG, FIREHOUSE 1ST ALBUM, HAREM SCAREM, DISCHARGE, BROKEN BONES, ZIMMERS HOLE, SAXON, DISTURBED, MINISTRY, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, EARLY BIOHAZARD, BONFIRE, TESTAMENT, EXODUS, STEELHEART, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE,SISTERS OF MERCY, ENUFF'Z'NUFF, GREAT WHITE, VAN HALEN&DAVID LEE ROTH, SCORPIONS, DORO, WHITESNAKE, KISS, XYZ, SEVEN WISHES, NAILBOMB, THE UNION UNDERGROUND, WHITE/ROB ZOMBIE, WOLFSBANE INXS, PRIMAL FEAR, BATHORY, LOVE/HATE, CHILDREN OF BODOM, ANNIHILATOR, PARADISE LOST, MICHAEL BOLTON (1983 - 1991 he was phenomenal and soo underrated)OTHER MUSIC: 80'S ITALO DISCO (CHRISTINA M - MIRROR OF MY SOUL, BAD BOYS BLUE were fab and also ALBERT ONE) - before it disintegrated to house crap! MARTI WEBB - ALWAYS THERE Spiritual healing&meditational Jean Michelle Jerre Carly Simon (not everything shes done though) ENYA - 80's - mid 90's Chris Isaak - wicked game album Some of the stuff that VANGELIS have done too80'S STUFF THAT I LIKEA-HA, OMD, DEPECHE MODE, JOHNNY HATES JAZZ, HUMAN LEAGUE, LEVEL42, MIKE&THE MECHANICS, ULTRAVOX, TALK TALK, DURAN DURAN, MADONNA (ONLY HER 80S STUFF THO), CYNDI LAUPER, BOY MEETS GIRL, SIMPLE MINDS, BELINDA CARLISLE, PET SHOP BOYS - UPTO 1989, ERASURE, KC&THE SUNSHINE BAND - well, about 2-3 of their tracks anyway!, Liza Minnelli - losing my mind (1989), Eddy Grants - electric avenue (1982), Gary numan, Thompson twins, Spandau Ballet, Paul young, DEAD OR ALIVE, Don Henley, Bryan Adams, Alison Moyett, John Farnham, Mr Mister, Peter Gabriel, Billy Ocean, Billy Idol, Midnight Oil, Transvision Vamp, Roxette, New order, T'pau,I also hate most songs that are too slushy - too many love songs can be a bit much lol and they make me feel like reaching for the sick bucket! lol. I cant think of other stuff that I like without spending hours writing it all down! BESIDES THE FACT THAT I HATE DANCE/CHAV/CHART/RNB/FLIP-FLOP/RAVE CULTURE/ACID HOUSE (YUK!)&anything like that - like music that is performed by people who actually can be arsed to pick up their own instruments&play them! not bleep bleep computerised easy money making stuff!

Movies:

Love action, comedy, &some horrors cos theyre more comical really. I like stuff like die hard, undersiege, &jim carrey films, i dnt see enough films so i need educating! but u can get an idea of wat im into from the films iv listed about, also liked van helseng&shaun of the dead! pmsl... Also love the rocky films&alot of films wiv sylvester stallone in. Oooooooh theres jus 2 many to list!!!! &theres also soo much more I need to watch!

Television:

dont watch alot of it but again mainly comedy. I used to watch only fools&horses, 2 ronnies, open all hours, &porridge, still love them. I also love childrens cartoons of my generation! (mid 80s - early-ish 90s)

Books:

"CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN SEVEN DAYS" BY PAUL MCKENNA

Heroes:

Any1 who's true to themselves, inspiring, has charisma&doesnt change to suit the normality, has my upmost respect. People who can show their trueselves show strength. People who also dont feel the need to bring other people down just to make themselves feel better. I would class 3 people as heroes in the music world. DEVIN TOWNSEND, DORO & UDO. Devin Townsend is just inspiring in his music and shows out his emotions with every record. UDO - he is entertaining, he writes music in a way that is done like nobody else - with the executional riffs that he takes from classic metal bands - he re-writes them to make them sound just as good - if not better than his predecessors - oh&he makes very comical lyrics too. Also DORO - I named her because she is strong, has charisma, has a beautifully powerfull voice, stays true to herself, is an amazing musician. She is a genuine person who has a good nature. She is a great example who does more than a good service to the female gender. These are just 3 of many musicians that are underrated in this musically influential world. Also I rate my friends highly because they are there to cheer me up and make me giggle and smile when we are out. Want the proof? just come to wildside and another rock club with all of us&u'll see why!!!

My Blog

Sweden rock festival in update

Well after all this long awaited time, and I've definately been long overdue a blog of some kind, and my last blog wasnt exactly the best of times and i werent feeling exactly fantastically on top of ...
Posted by WE ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK TO BE UNKIND - HMA on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:53:00 PST

Beginning of the end

Well theres 2 events that are happening atm 1stly, It is a comfirmation that we are goin' to see U.D.O&Primal Fear in Copenhagen in mid november. Plus the chance to actually meet U.D.O has just ab...
Posted by WE ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK TO BE UNKIND - HMA on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:50:00 PST

apparently I’m quite amusing? u tell me?

Ok I had a message commenting that im soo funny with this survey so being as I had that and i take it as a good compliment, I shall stick it up on my blogs section and u lot tell me if its true - i wn...
Posted by WE ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK TO BE UNKIND - HMA on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:38:00 PST

LADY QUESTIONS - OOO IM A LAAAADDDYYYYY!!!! LOL

..>..> ..> Being as people laughed at my answers for reasons unknown to humanity, I have decided to stick them up here on a blog for reference just incase I cant get back online again for sometim...
Posted by WE ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK TO BE UNKIND - HMA on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:39:00 PST

1 QUIZ BEFORE I GO! I COULDNT RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!

..> ..> 01.) What's worse - Physical or Mental cheating?Both are bad, any form of cheating is sick, and if any girl ever cheated on me as often as once then she would be filing in a new applicati...
Posted by WE ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK TO BE UNKIND - HMA on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:51:00 PST

COME BACKS - LMAO THESE MADE ME LAUGH! + EXTRAS

..> ..> HE :Can I buy you a drink?SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face l...
Posted by WE ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK TO BE UNKIND - HMA on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:48:00 PST

GLAM IT UP GLAM IT UP!!!

Last night was a fab night if I must say soo myself! after meeting my friends outside scruffie murphies, off we headed for nottingham for some serious glamming it up!!! Well seeing as I didnt have to ...
Posted by WE ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK TO BE UNKIND - HMA on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST

1 of these things yet again!!!

1. Where did your last kiss take place?Well where does a kiss normally take place? lips with tongues, and also down below! lol shush, I'm supposed to be innocent remember? that halo I have finally unr...
Posted by WE ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK TO BE UNKIND - HMA on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:18:00 PST

R-I-P MY UNCLE JIM HE WILL BE MISSED BY MANY

Well, I received the unfortunate news of a tragic loss on Tuesday, my best ever uncle had passed away. Believe me, it wasn't a nice thing to hear I can tell u! To say I were torn apart was an understa...
Posted by WE ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK TO BE UNKIND - HMA on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:27:00 PST

WILDSIDE IS THE BEST SOO FAR PLUS 2 OTHER EDITED SECTIONS BELOW TO ALLOW FOR MORE BLOGS! ;O)

What can I say? I'm exasperated! WILDSIDE was just fab!!! I sooo totallly glammed it up the way I wanted to last night! I did NOT GET OFF THE DANCEFLOOR ONCE I GOT ON IT! True glammy style!!!! bangles...
Posted by WE ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK TO BE UNKIND - HMA on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:24:00 PST