Inside the White Padded Cell, your fantasies will be realized; your realities will be trivialized; your thoughts will be ours to mould; We will unite the goths and the freaks; We strive to promote your creativity; We will offer you a whole new world of idealism, adventure & definite ridicule! Inside this place we will examine your mainstream thoughts & recreate them…leading you towards enlightenment in the alternative. But for now, sleep…let your dream state carry you into the realms of our fortress; observe & investigate the crevices of the White Padded Cell; prepare yourself for the journey into our world which you will ultimately call your destination… Never fear; WE are here to guide you, nurture you & watch over you…& when your transition is complete, WE will release you into the outside world as representatives of our success!!
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12 August 2007 What is happening…..
We other than The Cell grows and changes daily, we have a full time editor making sure that there is something new every day for you to come back and read. The pages of bands that we have loaded grows… go have a look out. We have added an international news section for added flavor as well as relevant charts local and international. We are also adding our voice to animal abuse so keep an eye out the page will be up soon. Our news letter will be coming back soon as well to all those of you that miss our zany news.
1 July 2007
Ok so all the hard slaving is starting to pay off now, the new site is up and running. It is taking some time to get all the pages back together there is still a lot missing by but we are working hard to bring it all to you. Go have a look and let me know what you guys think of the news site…..
By the way we still did not manage to get the last SA comedians to send us anything as yet, I have given up asking them the lazy fucks !! Well I am off have work to do have a blast people
26 April 2007
So we are at it again…. It is a case of we will never stop trying to make people thing for 1 min beyond their day to day boxes. What are we on about well that is simple ADHD and especially Ritalin. We have some more info for you on our site about what is going on and even some video clips you can watch. Do not just sit there and drool at the screen in boredom do something and go read a little about it.
There is a lot going on out there in the world people and most of it going on right on your door steps. You may poo poo us saying this is only in the USA… I beg to differ it is going on right here in SA too and if we do not do something it is going to get worse.
Ok enough soap boxing, have added 2 new bands to our bands pages and some of their music, more coming soon so keep a eye on this section.
10 April 2007
After been placed in solitary confinement I have managed to obtain my release and now am able to continue our experiments on you the unsuspecting public. We have uploaded many new events, things are starting to look much better so get your asses over there and see when and where you can get your mind altered by some of the locals. DO not forget the comedy event on the 13th April, those of you in CT. Have some more on the ADHD story and now some interesting things about Vivisection so go have a read. Also starting up a new sections for bands this is still in constructions so we shall let you have more soon.
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Follow the link, click the banner, get you ass into the cell. Take a jacket and make your self at home we have something for everyone out there. There is no excuse to sit at home and say I do not know what we can do tonight, in the immortal words of out chairman... GET OUT THERE AND DO SOMETHING INTERESTING WITH YOUR LIFE...
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