Originally starting out as a duo back in 2000, MC Cumblast & The Lean Dean Sex Machine toured across the country to unleash some blazin' hip hop joints to a fledgling UK Hip Hop Scene. MC Cumblast, an electrician, and The Lean Dean Sex Machine, a Hotel Manager, were considered as a comical duo who were laughed AT and not WITH. But they didn't care, because they knew the Hip Hop scene was going to be the next big thing in the United Kingdom, and they were correct.
MC CUMBLAST
MC CUMBLAST was in the hip hop game, unleashing flows in underground rap battles until he met The Lean Dean Sex Machine. "I liked how he had ambition", said The Lean Dean Sex Machine. "Here he was, a man who hated his job as a electrion, a man who had dreams, and I basically related to him. I was a hotel manager and I fucking hated my job. But I only slogged my damn guts out because it made me money for studio time etc", recalled Dean. MC Cumblast decided that they come up with a force that would take over not just the hip hop community, but the world! That force? The Michael Greco Connection.
THE LEAN DEAN SEX MACHINE
The Lean Dean Sex Machine has been around. A former pro wrestler, a former model, a former cage fighter and a former actor, he has lived a hectic life. He got into the hip hop game, he even had an album in the mid 90s entitled Rise. He collabrated alongside the late Andy Tosspot, Thomas The Killer & Steve. The album sadly didn't do too well. It reached #107 in the UK Album Charts. But he never gave up the dream, and one fateful encounter with MC Cumblast made the wait worthwhile. They formed, The Michael Greco Connection.
The Michael Greco Connection split in 2002 when The Lean Dean Sex Machine and his family went to the reality TV show, Hollyoaks. He left the show in 2005 because he was sick of how much his family were pussies. He impregnated a 19 year old slag, ditched her, married a glamour model, she ditched him, and now he's in-between punani.
MC Cumface went on to music of a different genre. He is now the lead singer of the emo/screamo band, Punch Up In The Funeral.
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