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Lydia Workman

There Are Many Cocksuckers In The World... May Satan Let Them Die.

About Me

I am trying to repair some bad negative energy screwing my life over. I am a victim of the laws of sympathetic magick and some evil fucks have sent me some real bad energy. They don't like me because I'm a strong and independent woman who has the nerve to actually use her creative talents. I am patiently buying my time and waiting until all blood suckers are ready to let me live my life as Lydia Workman... and not Sally McGillacutty or Francine Fucked-Over. I am fighting for freedom and fighting against some real mean sons of bitches. I will survive and I will prevail.
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My Interests

Magick. Art. Metaphysics. Experimental Music. Installations. Abstraction. Modernism. Post-Modernism. Minimalism. Beauty. Cooking. Sex. Satanism. Dogs. Gardening. Wildcrafting. Moonlight. Stars. Astrology. Chinese Food.

I'd like to meet:

Some studs and bitches so I can break into the dog breeding business.

Music:

50 cents. Gnarls Barkley. Ute Lemper. Paganini. Shostakovich. Philip Glass. John Cage. Eminem. David Bowie. Anita O'Day. Brigitte Bardot. Marilyn Monroe. Stevie Wonder. Snoop Doggy Dog. The Pixies. Guns n Roses. Beastie Boys. The Village People.

Movies:

Beetlejuice. How To Get A Head In Advertising. Snatch. Six Degrees of Seperation. Pink Flamingos. Hairspray. Quiz Show. Catch me If You Can. Being John Malkovich. Silence Of The Lambs. Muppets Take Manhatten. Annie. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Wizard of Oz. Cria. The Piano. Ruthless People. As Good As It Gets. The Shining. Down With Love.

Television:

Law and Order: Criminal Intent. Roseanne. The Cosby Show. Three's Company. Good Times. Arrested Development. Maude.

Books:

Dead Babies by Martin Amis (Son of Kingsley Amis)

Heroes:

The guy who rescued me from drowning when I was 5 years old.

My Blog

The BeezleBUS

A BeezleBUS..... This is exactly what is needed. A Satanic road bus that goes and visits different Satanists in different cities and places. I can just imagine the whole thing. We could rock and roll ...
Posted by Lydia Workman on Sat, 24 May 2008 12:41:00 PST

Hurts Away

These people are absolutely ruining my entire life. I know they would just be rude to me in Toronto if I bumped into them. I know that I hurt so much inside that I would just crumble to tears. I haven...
Posted by Lydia Workman on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:01:00 PST

Stupid Shit

What way is there to get rid of the pains in my chest? I don't think the psychotherapy I am undergoing is exactly even going to help that. I just feel a bit pissed off after yesterday's session. Conce...
Posted by Lydia Workman on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:29:00 PST

Slow Day

It seems quite likely that I am in love... or perhaps I just have a bit of a crush. It is hard to always determine one's most innermost feelings. But, I am as close to being in love as I can imagine a...
Posted by Lydia Workman on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:10:00 PST

Home Sweet Home

It's great to be a single woman and have no man to answer to. Any man in the universe who is single and willing is just ripe for the picking. When I feel in the mood to. I am not in much of the mood f...
Posted by Lydia Workman on Wed, 14 May 2008 09:54:00 PST

Life

My God, am I getting old. My grandmother has been dead for close to 18 years now. That's a hell of a long time. Right now I am baking an apple snack cake. It has walnuts in it. I don't know if it need...
Posted by Lydia Workman on Sun, 11 May 2008 07:24:00 PST

Things Of Today

Why is life such a bitch? I don't feel good and I don't exactly know which way to approach feeling better. I feel like maybe if I get something else off my mind I will begin to feel better. I just fee...
Posted by Lydia Workman on Sat, 10 May 2008 06:34:00 PST

Thinking Back

This Scott guy I was seeing, of course, flirted with girls at one of my friends' parties. So... my friends, of course, got a very bad impression of him. They thought he was just terrible and didn't tr...
Posted by Lydia Workman on Fri, 09 May 2008 02:43:00 PST

Releasing Resentments

When my ex-boyfriend Manny said 'Now you know how Tom feels' after our break up I really resented that. I have never been particularly cruel to Tom and I tried to break up with him in the least hurtfu...
Posted by Lydia Workman on Fri, 09 May 2008 01:56:00 PST

Hopelessness

If only a few people had kind words and kind of wished me happiness. People only have put downs. Telling me I've gained weight after a break up. There never is really all that much nice from people. I...
Posted by Lydia Workman on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:56:00 PST