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Handsome Rob & The Esoteric Cowpokes

Pioneering New Heights Of Mediocrity

About Me


Handsome Rob & The Esoteric Cowpokes arose from the ashes of past incarnations of anonimity such as StinkFinga, Fat Blattery Jive and Dude-Length Apart.Setting out to capture dizzying new heights of mediocrity Handsome Rob set about with a plan to maintain the averages...Don't play with anyone who's good! Therefore remaining as a solo act is the primary objective to acheive the greatness that can be found in mediocrity.However, Handsome Rob often flaps his gums to deny any knowledge of playing in any previous musical incarnations...preferring you to believe that he arrived on this planet, at this point of time, perfectly formed without a clue and only a modicum of talent.Naturally this concept is a load of shit!



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Member Since: 12/2/2006
Band Members: Vox ...Tubs...Stringed Things...And Master Of Mediocrity!!!!
Influences: K-Tels 20 Looney Hits was the first album I ever bought, and I think it had a huge influential impact on all of my music...Songs like Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, Snoopy Vs The Red Baron and They're Coming To Take Me Away are works of sheer genius if I don't say myself!Alright, here's a list, You Am I, Fireballs, Calexico, Los Lobos, Hard-Ons, Madness, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Cosmic Psychos, Stray Cats, Front End Loader, Beasts Of Bourbon, Dom Mariani, Pixies, Hammel On Trial, Lime Spiders, The Clash, Dan Brodie, Hoodoo Gurus, Zodiac Mindwarp, Tom Waits, Kings Of Leon, Beck ...The list goes on and on and on and on and on and on etc...
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Record Label: Snorkel Back Records (It's made up)
Type of Label: None

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Posted by Handsome Rob & The Esoteric Cowpokes on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:48:00 PST

Handsome Nonsense 2

Mystery Of Handsome Rob Explained!   It was after Handsome Rob saw a live performance of 'The Wiggles' that he first bore witness to the magnetism of a stage performer.  He and all...
Posted by Handsome Rob & The Esoteric Cowpokes on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:48:00 PST

Handsome Nonsense 1

G'day, I'm Handsome Rob...Listen to my songs, then give me some money!!!Please...Go on...Alright, I'll give you some money to listen to them?They're reasonable songs...I like 'em!"Ode To Joe Panther" ...
Posted by Handsome Rob & The Esoteric Cowpokes on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:34:00 PST