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Avalanche

... I'm an avalanche packed in a snowball

About Me

Hmm, I love people with beautiful hair! Long and beautiful, or short and sweet like a pixie. I like girls in corsets and guys in make-up. Eyeglasses, they're picture frames for your eyes. I'm an artist, lipstick peddler, and a pastry chef, wanna cake? I'm a gun moll by night, that can be found in some form of tight, fetish dress. I prefer tea over coffee, and classic Nintendo versus anything else on the market. I'm an ovo-lacto-pesco vegetarian (so I guess I'm not a true vegetarian). I have two large and lovely California Painted Turtles, Timmy and Squee. I live with constant anxiety and depression. Its eating me alive and yet keeping me alive at the same time. I'm sentimental, I love saving mementos and discovering these same idiosyncrasies in others. I love cemetary iconography! You can tell a lot from one little headstone (or giant crazy sculpture). I love drag queens! They are so beauitful and talented, these girls really know what performance art is all about! I LOVE birds, they continue to fascinate me, and make appearances in my art, NOT because its trendy, but because I truly am a bird freak. I have been since my first little parakeet at age 6! They're so beautiful and intelligent. I was a half major shy of pure ornithology bliss, that ended in a minor. But life takes us in certain directions for a reason. And I only have, and plan on getting bird tattoos, lol. Ahh, I think thats it for the time being. Now go run off and look at beautiful things www.darkgarden.com, www.lustdesigns.com, www.skintwo.com I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Crows and corsets!!! Well, I'll add stilettos and fetish shoes, body sculpture, tight lacing, tattoos, piercings, burlesque, latex: www.lustdesigns.com, fetish modeling, antique photography and postcards, old medical supplies, sewing, painting, printmaking, mixed media sculpture, cooking, art, super femininst domination over terrible men (ok only sometimes), being pro-choice, fishnets, pantyhose, stockings, knee highs (for wearing pleasure and for art sake), fetish fashion, alternative interior design, mermaids, ghosts (but I don't want to see them, Alan does that for me), all BIRDS, drag queens, pin-up girls, guys in eyeliner, and people with beautiful hair! I have a major hair fetish!! As stupid as it sounds, you can tell a lot about a person based on their hair: style, color, etc. And of course my obsession with corsets. Whats not to love about them especially when your curvy, and they make you curvier! *Major peeve: hardcore republicans, pro-lifers, and conservatives!

I'd like to meet:

... some friends, possibly in the area to go to shows, clubs, and art galleries with, anyone who can sew (I'll pay), people in corsets and latex, drag performers, artists, I don't know, ugly people? And if I can't see your profile, how can I add you??? C'mon now people.

Music:

Malcontent, Two Ton Boa (I love these guys... and girl), Simon Stinger, The Tricks, Thee Merry Widows, SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE!!!!!!!!!!! And thats all you need to know, R.I.P. No, I'll add some Fire Theft, Super Furry Animals, The Sea and Cake, anything 80's with emphasis on Pet Shop Boys, New Order, Depeche Mode, Erasure, and Tears for Fears. Umm, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Prince, Fleetwood Mac, Ani Defranco, Annie Lennox, Deep Forest, The Postal Service, Possum Dixon, Weezer, Bloodhound Gang, The Streets, The Dead Milkmen, Ping Pong Bitches, At the Drive-In, Coldplay, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Kidney Thieves, Uranium Orchid, LadyTron, Tragic Black, Razed In Black, SPF 1000, HorrorPops, Praga Khan, Pig, Pigface, Godhead, Rammstein, Psychaesthetic, KMFDM, The Phantom Limbs, Scary Valentine, (obviously I love something I can dance too, i.e. Darkwave, Synthpop, Industrial, EBM, Goth) and a little Charlotte Church makes me want to cry every now and then. But I wouldn't be true to myself as well as you if I didn't tell you I have a soft spot in my heart for a little Barenaked Ladies, yes go ahead and laugh. Steven Page is still fucking beauitful!

Movies:

In no particular order, ok so maybe the first one... Edward Scissorhands, Reality Bites, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Good Girl, Office Space, Life Aquatic, Flower Drum Song, Bad Education, Between Your Legs, Pan's Labyrinth, Unico 1 & 2, Chicago, Prisilla Queen of the Desert, Never Ending Story, Wet Hot American Summer, How to Make an American Quilt, Joy Luck Club, Tommy Boy, Sense and Sensibility, Sixteen Candles, City of Angels, Legend, Alice in Wonderland, Anastasia, Finding Nemo, The Little Mermaid, The Mummy, You've Got Mail, Titanic, Nicholas Nickleby, Pirates of the Caribbean, Return to Oz, The Birds, Evita, Cabaret, Garage Days, Birth, Mirrormask, Great Expectations, Romeo + Juliette, Robots, The Village, Beetlejuice, The Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, and The Truman Show.

Television:

Now that QUEER AS FOLK is over, nothing else matters in my world. I love you Brian!!! I don't have cable, but if I did though I'd watch nothing but Comedy Central and Ghost Hunters on the Sci-Fi Channel. And of course Family Guy! Can't miss Seinfeld reruns.

Books:

Best book I ever read, Daughter of Fortune by Isabella Allende. I love historical fiction and this book kicked ass. Tipping the Velvet, Fingersmith, and the Kitchen Gods Wife were all really good too. Some fave sexual historical information books are Voluptuous Panic, The Sexy Orgins of Intimate Things, and The Underground Education. Just finished Kitchen Confidential, and Soiled Doves a book about the prostitutes of the wild west. I'm also at some point going to attempt to finish Pilgrim, and The Life Story of Marie Antoinette. I'm currently reading The Pig that Sang to the Moon: the Emotional Lives of Farm Animals.

Heroes:

Who doesn't love Mae West? She was big and sexy, and could put any guy in his place. And Betty Friedan the feminist founder of the NOW organization. A strong woman who started a revolution!

My Blog

Eternal Sunshine of Spotless Memories

Ok, so for those that have seen the movie, I'm sure you've wondered the same thing I have. What if erasing a part of your memories could be done, would you take the chance and do it? Anyone ...
Posted by Avalanche on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

A year in review, Side B

SIDE B So I continued my summer, scraping by. Working with Penny every week, going to shows, saw some great art house flicks, and hitting the clubs up when I could afford it. I worked part time as a p...
Posted by Avalanche on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:46:00 PST

A brief year in review, lol Side A

SIDE A Where does the time go? I just realized I only posted one blog last year. I'll try and be better at this, this year. I figure I usually have nothing interesting to say or talk about, but we'll ...
Posted by Avalanche on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:33:00 PST

What's next?

I haven't got a clue. So here I sit, I have 9 days left as Pastry Chef of Eccolo Restaurant in Berkeley. I'm taking a month off to do some reflecting, figure out where I want to go next, work-out, may...
Posted by Avalanche on Mon, 01 May 2006 03:37:00 PST

interrupting this broadcast

Hi, wow, its been a while I guess. I'm sure most of you think I've dropped off the planet. Not quite. So I thought I'd make a brief update on how things are going. Lets see. Well I'm a pastry chef now...
Posted by Avalanche on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:08:00 PST

Thank you Zakky-poo

I just want to give a huge thanks and a recommendation to anyone in need of a photographer, to my dear friend Zakk, aka Strap On Love, aka Pyrofiend69. He was very easy to work with, he's comfortable ...
Posted by Avalanche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And Miss February is...

Me! Ok, so I don't know for sure yet, but from what I take of it , I'll be up there with another sexy girl all 28 days, wait will it be a leap year in 2007? If so, then 29 days! What the hell am I tal...
Posted by Avalanche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lu-cray-sha

Yes, Lucracia is the name that Alan gave her. But I'll call her Lucy for short. I adopted a rat! She is a black hooded female, with a black strip down her back. My friend got little Lucy but couldn't...
Posted by Avalanche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My mermaid days are coming...

I've finally hit rock bottom, even better ocean bottom. Not only have I been extremely depressed lately, stressed out to the point of no end, I'm now getting very sick because my immune system and my ...
Posted by Avalanche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm super thanks for asking... don't you think I look cute in this hat

Ok, it's the big gay Al song from the South Park movie, no I'm not weird. But really, I am doing pretty good. I live in the city, what do you think? Ok so I am scared to leave my building after dark,...
Posted by Avalanche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST