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Fae

A Horrifyingly Detailed Account of the ill Tempered Musings of Young Miss Teary S. Blue Myna the Sec

About Me


click below to be taken to my website full of lovely things to look at
;P"
I make things. I wish I'd joined the circus. I prefer vaudeville to most other things. I'm nicer than most people probably guess. I like cats better than dogs, unless they are smaller than cats, unless the cats are hairless or have a funny haircut, unless the dog is a boston terrier.
things i will never get enough of:
cuddles
chocolate
icecream
travel
accessories
condiments.
i want rows of pink toothbrush-holding blood-splattered japanese bears covering all the walls of my bathroom.
Who I'd Like to Meet:
crafty folks.
circus freaks.
people that can teach me things.
cute girls interested in joining forces and taking over the planet.
people that like to do the same things that i like to do...
and would like to do them together.
friends i can visit when i travel
zombie killers
voodoo priests
circus midgets
siamese twins
anything with two heads
and things that go bump in the night.
I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF...
"anything worth doing is worth doing badly."
robert townsend
"if you really wanted to mess me up, you shoulda gotten to me earlier!"
john kusack
"i drink to drown my sorrows, but the damn things have learned to swim."
frieda kahlo
"i like champagne because it always tastes as if my foot's asleep."
art buchwald
"You're a crappy kidnapper, get with the beat!"
gooby
"Nobody wants to live in the crumbly ones."
michelle
"Remember when you thought you could steal my boyfriend by acting like a whore?"
my super ex girlfriend
"Nothing brightens up a room like the vacant stare of an animal skull!"
ebay seller
"You should go there and really cause a melee, because you are total catnip and hence the Enemy of All Women."
anonymous
"D00d! Bitchin!!! A corncob pipe!!"
some hipster kid in Happy Trails
"I can see right up your duck!"
gooby
"It could be a hat, or a broach, or a terydactyl!"
ben
"Maybe the small-dog-being-chocked is just something logged in your psyche. Like a cheese sandwich or something."
chris
"Jesus Christ! He got his license out of a grab bag!"
bitter woman on the plane next to me referring to the pilot.
"I can't watch. It's either anal rape or bagpipes. But *not* both."
me
"Stick with the people who want what is best for you, not just what is best from you. "
jessica darling
"Sometimes things are shaped
by the way that they break."
Joshua Doan

My Interests

art, cirque, sideshow freaks, marionettes, vaudeville, carnivorous plants, film noir, orchids, painting, praying mantids, animal attacks on humans, vintage, pocket watches, public displays of affection, flappers, snake oil and other magic elixers, violin, secret passages, the lock ness monster, picnics, victorian tea cups, fred astaire, chocolate, suprise visitors, jumping on hotel room beds, cirque du soliel, cabarete, religious stigmata's, giant squids, boys that look like girls, weapons, sugar gliders, spontaneous human combustion, exorcisms, taxidermy, sharp toothed bunnies, lipstick lesbians, royal de luxe, gothic lolita, seduction, urban graffiti art, photography, listening in when people talk to themselves, tree forts, roadside attractions, mermaids, poking holes in magazine faces and making them talk, twilight, pinstripes, pinup girls, poison, tim burton, monsters, the faces dogs make when they fart, tombs, travel, muscle cars, john cusack movies, visual kei, shopping, skeleton keys, stockings, thunderstorms, all that is sparkley, atomic era, tiki lounges, hotrods, costumes, cuddling, classic cars, brom, octopuses, pompadours, sweets, serpents, nymphs, fire, secrets, spider webs, video games, voodoo, waterfalls, weeping willows, punkrawkers, antiques, make up, ninjas, abandoned buildings, b movies, indie films, skeletons, the surreal, thrift stores, mobsters, espresso with icecream in it, tare panda, food, food, food..., gloomy bears, road trips, kimonos, the exotic, sewing, eels, traveling, fruits, sanfrancisco, 1920s, 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, aeon flux, smokey eyes, little 1920s eyebrows, red lips, fingerprint-bruises, androgeny, boots, androids, bats, city of lost children, contortion, irredescent blue, reptiles, grave yards, different cultures, sewing, demo derby, dancing, drawing, edward gorey, albinos, fashion, anime, froud, malice mizer, ghosts, industrial, insanity, japanese street fashion, kittens, morticia addams, corsets, manhattan, rivetheads, sarcasm, sci fi, cotton candy, stripes, witches

I'd like to meet:

you

Music:

music boxes when they wind down, the scarring party, squirrel nut zippers, dresden dolls, the bingo show, danny brilliant, oingo boingo, yarddogs, fischerspooner, snake river conspiracy, the smiths, annie lenox, tom petty, danny elfman, pink martini, gorillaz, the vines, msi, industrial, ella fitzgerald, 80s pop, the stills, wanda jackson, britpop, bjork, yma sumac, sarah vaughn, david bowie, jrock, sinatra, 12 rounds, razed n black, swing, big band, blues, prince, veruca salt, portishead... anything but country really.

Movies:

the city of lost children, amelie, the fifth element, sean of the dead, grandmas boy, a series of unfortunate events, the host, young doctor frankenstein, labyrinth, the dark crystal, boondock saints, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, the transporter, anything with john cussak in it, anything by tim burton, snatch, girl interupted, what about bob, anything with both corey haime and corey feldman in it, the breakfast club, some kind of wonderful, the thomas crown affair, the x men, the thirteenth floor, saturday the 14th, the usual suspects, the goonies, throw mama from the train, the lord of the rings, she devil, 28 days later, any gorey b film, any gorey *japanese* b film, zombie movies, the addams family, kill bill, joe dirt, serenity, hot fuzz...

Television:

dead like me, carnivale, invader zim, deadwood, firefly, life on mars, malcom in the middle, deranged cartoons, shows about sunken treasure, ufos, or seamonsters

Books:

taxidermy texts,
geek love,
field guide to the apocalypse, by marco
real ultimate power - the official ninja book, by Robert Hamburger
bigot hall by steve aylette,
jennifer government
art books
everything by froud,
everything by edward gorey,
the rainbow goblins ^_^

Heroes:

aeon flux, leeloo, ryoko, wanda from crybaby, harley quinn, jessica rabbit, franknfurter, morrigan, elvira, karen from will and grace, my parents, my cat.
and ferris bueller.

My Blog

The Fearsom Monster Crocodile!

Behold! The fearsome monster crocodile in its natural habitat!Women and young children may wish to leave the room! http://www.youtube.com/user/MagnificentF...
Posted by Fae on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:38:00 PST

hello london...

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/news/tunnel.html
Posted by Fae on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:50:00 PST

first the computer, now the phone

so apparently my phone is breaking and it hasnt been getting or sending all my messages and whatnot so...  if youve been trying to get a hold of me or left me a message that i never returned or s...
Posted by Fae on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:03:00 PST

Gallery Opening this Friday Sept. 7th

Hello Lovelies,If you haven't got plans already you are invited to stop by Artist-Xchange Gallery this Friday, September 7th from 7pm to 10pm for another opening. At this opening my jewelry is on dis...
Posted by Fae on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:31:00 PST

Feathers and Frock Coats - Art Opening 7-14-07

In the Lower Haight.  Do come by and say hello.
Posted by Fae on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:40:00 PST

omg aliens are here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNReejO7Zu8
Posted by Fae on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:27:00 PST

I gave birth!

Victorian Lady Bird
Posted by Fae on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:36:00 PST

dickenslyland?...

oooh...
Posted by Fae on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:54:00 PST

At long, long, loooooooooooooong, long, long, long last... NEW WEBSITE! :)

OMG it's done!(basically.)http://www.xp12.com/MissF
Posted by Fae on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:27:00 PST

UM. yes please.

dood.  whats better than a tiger?no wait... whats better than steampunk?...you guessed it.omg.  *covet* ...
Posted by Fae on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:58:00 PST