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Sophie, Sophie Gray

I want to be just like the 1000lb man who got fused to his couch.

About Me

I'm Sophie. I keep changing my 'about me' section and now I can just never be happy with what I type. I live with my incredible partner who was previously undefeated at scrabble until I came along. His name is Drew Dedman (www.drewdedman.com). He is a wizard at bass guitar. (Go to youtube and check out a Superheist video clip to see him in action!) He owns a pair of mustard coloured underwear and has a mullet. We used to go out alot and be an outrageously extroverted insane couple but now we prefer to be at home playing computer games with each other, arguing over who fell asleep first and reading online sci fi erotica stories involving dragons and unicorns. (Yes, some nerd actually publishes his stories online). I like swimming at the beach but not in public pools, I like reading, I like staring at the coriander I planted and marvelling at my amazing gardening skills, I like getting text messages from Tony about his gay adventures in fag land, I love all my groups of close friends... All of which I've been friends with for the better part of a decade or more! I have no brothers or sisters but I have Pixie. My father makes handcrafted furniture and likes to yell about the civil war and politicians. My mother is an art teacher who wears a stackhat when she rides her bike and frequently crashes her ride on mower into the dam. They're divorced and live around the corner from each other. They're both very strange which explains why I am such a weirdo. I love cats and plan on being a cat lady. I want to own a house because I've always enjoyed browsing through books of carpet samples and one day I would like to point and say "That one!!!" I like travelling and plan to do alot more of it. I have a creepy obsession with living on De Grassi St in Canada so I can pretend I'm in the show... Oh my god. I love that show. I like singing along with the song at the start and saying "Degrassi Junior LOOOWWWW" instead of Degrassi Junior High. Then I laugh for ages and wish Bridget was there.....*sigh* ---- UPDATE ---- I'm having a baby in September!!! Very excited. It will be my first and Drew's third child. We're so in love and so happy and I am very much looking forward to my new role as a mother/stepmother. My last role was a boozy tart so it's a pretty big turn around. GIVE ME LOTS OF PRESENTS! I'M GREAT!!!!
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My Interests

eating plastic cheese, my stupid boyfriend, throwing biscuits at the floor when I have pmt, annoying Drew by being smothery while he's trying to play bass, mustard underwear, camping next to cow filled paddocks, sushi train, beer, tony, strippers, karaoke, pierre, poop, black eyeliner, red wine, miso soup, smelling my own armpits, black & white magazine, fingerpainting, op shopping, being anti-everything, top hats, glitter, giving my friends shit, dressing up like a crazy person, shrieking, hating my jobs, loungeroom discos with Pixie, the backpackers bar, the 'ding ding' noises that trams make, hanging out in alleyways, vomiting, fiddling with my nipple piercings, hating my stomach arms and thighs, coochie crazed kids mix cd, dancing to david bowie/salt n pepa/michael jackson, falling in love too easily, reading on the toilet, pirates, being unfit, snow, farts, being popular, cuddling with boys/girls, complaining, calling everyone a flake, overusing the words 'like' 'so' and 'whatever', tomato on toast, taking pictures, reading, swimming in the ocean, star gazing, having the time of my life, whatever Drew is doing...But yeah... Mainly Drew.

I'd like to meet:

Brian Austin Green, my internet buddies, The Iron Chefs, Darth Vader, my maker, Tolkien, The guy that writes the do's and dont's for Vice magazine and someone willing to give me lots of money so I can buy my own personal Bread Top and all the boxes of Choco Boys in the world.

Music:

BAD NEWS! Hey Mr. Bass Man, Play the fucking bass. K-Oscillate, The Paraboliq Project, The Lounge Machine, JUDAS PRIEST, Grim Faeries, Iron Maiden, Blondie, Joy Division, The Mars Volta, New Order, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Pseudo Echo, Depeche Mode, Skinny Puppy, Switchblade Symphony, The Sex Pistols, Blah Blah, Dimmu Borgir, Muse, Kate Bush, Michael Jackson, Suggi Fosso, obscure Israeli pop music, Tom Waits, Coheed and Cambria, Jack off Jill, Children of Bodom..Metal.. Classical.. Jazz... Swing..Industrial..80's cheese stuff..90's grunge (for nostalgic reasons mainly) Ack I don't know. Lots of stuff. I'm not going to make a massive, retarded list like everyone else.

Movies:

Teen Witch, Unwed Father starring Brian Austin Green, Star Wars, Godfather trilogy... HEAPS of stuff. I like movies alot.

Television:

DEGRASSI!!!! Red Dwarf, The Young Ones, The Sopranos, The Babysitters Club, Arrested Development, Trading Spouses... I've been watching more tv lately than I usually do but generally I like to keep it off. It's hard when you're vomiting and feeling like crap and the couch is your best friend.

Books:

Are very nice and I enjoy reading them alot.

Heroes:

Drew. All my friends. Brian Austin Green. The boys at The Peel who made my life feel like an episode of Queer as Folk for a while... *sigh* I miss hanging out with all those homos.

My Blog

This is pretty much exactly how I feel...

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net...
Posted by Sophie, Sophie Gray on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:22:00 PST

There is a baby in my belly!!!! Thanks, lizard boy.

I was woken this morning by my reptilian baby kicking like a fury. My skin and hair are falling off from her sucking all the goods out of me. Am considering wearing the serial killer mask (see th...
Posted by Sophie, Sophie Gray on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:40:00 PST

Who is that shirtless man in the next room?!!??!!

There is a shirtless man wandering around our new house. It could be Drew but I've forgotten what he looks like because he's been in his studio for so long. The feature wall is still bugging me. ...
Posted by Sophie, Sophie Gray on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:39:00 PST

Oh, and I forgot to mention.

Pixie is awesome.
Posted by Sophie, Sophie Gray on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:02:00 PST

The grim reaper seems to like me so much... We're practically buddies.

My grandfather passed away at 7:20am on Wednesday the 23rd August. I was on my way to the hospital to visit him when he died. I saw his body.... The funeral is on monday. I was only there a couple of ...
Posted by Sophie, Sophie Gray on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 04:53:00 PST

The time is almost apon us my friends...

You don't understand. ...
Posted by Sophie, Sophie Gray on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:21:00 PST

X posted on lj

Today I got my implanon taken out... Look at my bandaid! It's bloody... Please, feel sorry for me. As you may or may not know, my mother recently built a new house and we've moved into it. For some r...
Posted by Sophie, Sophie Gray on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 01:30:00 PST