Pretending to be a tough guy. Reading classic literature. Discovering new music. New Art. New people. Riding Motorcycles. Driving fast cars. Auto mechanics. Horror movies. Construction. Lowbrow art.
Tough Chicks. (Thank you, Hick.)
Also...
Anyone who owns the following item:
Tom Waits, Mindless Self Indulgence, Fear Factory, GWAR, Marisa Lenhardt, Slayer, Foetus, Etta Jones, Beastie Boys, White Zombie, As I Lay Dying, Parliamnet, J.S. Bach, Ice Cube, Pre-1990 Metallica, Dead Kennedys, Fear, GBH, Outkast, Shadows Fall, Dayglo Abortions, The Exploited, Suicidal Tendencies, AFI, AK1200, Ed Rush, Cheap Trick, Devo, Oingo Boingo, John Lee Hooker, Gilbert & Sullivan (yeah, that's right, I said it, bitch! You wanna start somethin?), Dieselboy, Juno Reactor, Minor Threat, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Alien Sex Fiend, The Cramps, The Clash, Gogol Bordello, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Clutch, Cannibal Corpse, MOTÖRHEAD, Slipknot, Pantera, System of a Down, Foo Fighters, The Stranglers, Iggy Pop, Bad Brains, DRI, Black Flag, Misfits, The Pixies, Busta Rhymes and The Ghetto Boys. How's that for starters?
Dawn of the Dead (2004), Bad Taste, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill Kill, (Russ Meyer scares me.) Hellraiser, Dead Alive, Amelie, Boondock Saints, Bio-Dome (ok, not really), Buckaroo Banzai, Young Frankenstein, Big Trouble in Little China, Big Lebowski, The Usual Suspects, Straight Up, Blade Runner, Donnie Darko, Ace Ventura, Finding Nemo, Pirates of the Carribean, Jason & the Argonauts, Godzilla 2000 (the JAPANESE one, not that Ferris Beuhler vs a Komodo Dragon bullshit), Mad Max (before Mel Gibson lost his fucking mind), Henry V (Kenneth Brannaugh), High Fidelity, The Emperor's New Groove, Office Space, Il Postino, Life is Beautiful, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Three Amigos!, Tank Girl, The Fifth Element, Grandma's Boy, Leon the Professional, Snatch, The Devil's Rejects, Shoot 'Em Up, and last but definitely not least: The Princess Bride.
The Young Ones, just about anything on Discovery Channel (except for that bullshit they call "American Chopper" and "Monster Garage"), Speed Channel, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Simpsons, all those fucked up 'reality' dating shows, Jeopardy, BBC Programmes (e.g., Life on Mars), SMACKDOWN!
Shakespeare, Sea Wolf, Kafka- The Trial & Metamorphosis, Eats, Shoots & Leaves, Chaingang, 1984, Triggerfish Lane, Everyone Poops, Ninjas: REAL Ultimate Power, Poe, America: What Went Wrong, 2003 SRT-4 Repair Manuals, 1971 Dodge Demon Repair Manuals, (aka: bibles), Our Band Could Be Your Life, An Introduction to Linear Algebra
Mom, Dad, my Sister for raising 3 awesome kids. That's about it, really.