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Strange Anachronism®

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About Me

So you want to know my story…
My story is long, strong, and full of ups and downs: a rollercoaster ride of a story. It has twists and turns that will make you scream in terror and sigh with pleasure. My story is funny, sad, turbulent, emotional. My story gratifies like no other: it is a horror story to tell around the campfire late at night. My story will send chills through your bones and make the hair stand up on the back of your neck. My story is something you will never forget.
Mine is a story of pain mixed with strength; vulnerability merged with depth of character. It will produce urges to curl into ones self and sob; mine is a story of true inner force. I survive and I come out strong; you shall see, as you eagerly lap up my words, that my story is distinctive. The pain in my words goes deep to the dark depths of my soul; I explore my anguish and dish it up with appealing words and sugary metaphors: my propensity for turning this agony into strength is equivalent to none. My story is something that shall not be easily forgotten.
This story is of love abounding and encompassing every living thing. This is a story of adoration and devotion. Heart swelling, pumping red life through veins; you shall connect with this story and discover that the love held here, in these words, is palpable. Listen to this story with your lips, let my words roll over your tongue and envelop your being. Feel the endorphin rush and revel in the sentimental passion of my tale; allow my words to lick you with a soft sand-paper tongue. This is a legend not to be lost.
Hear the music; feel the passion; sense the pleasure and sadness. This is a story just like yours – yet oh, so opposite. Allow these words to stroke your soul, touch you deep where no one’s ever touched before. The textures of these words are tangible – reach out and caress the page and feel me converging with you. We are all the same; the small nuances that make us different are endearing. Listen to my story with your hips. It is your story, too, and shall not be exhausted.
Merge my story with yours – a tender weaving of words, passions, loves and pains. Turn misery into pleasure, sorrow into joy. Tear down the imaginary wall that you’ve erected and share freely, with no boundaries. Touch me right here, deep, and make me shiver with satisfaction. I desire to savor your story as you bask in mine; intricate sharing of intimate thoughts. Stories fuse and become one – I want to share my story with you and make this something that shall never be forgotten.

My Interests

anachronism [uh-nak-ruh-niz-uhm]
1. Something or someone that is not in its correct historical or chronological time, esp. a thing or person that belongs to an earlier time: Naomi is a Strange Anachronism 2. A person who seems to be displaced in time; who belongs to another age.

I've got a lot of interests. Must I attempt to list them all? Here's a taste for ya'll...

Metaphysics, women, feminism, radical politics, spirituality, shamanism, ritual, camping, the great outdoors, hugging trees, clean teeth/tongue, modeling, meeting new and interesting people, loving, learning, growing, reading, writing, poetry, music...

I'd like to meet:

FEMINIST (and sexy) WOMEN & MEN who posess the following traits:

Adherence to honesty on every subject, level and meaning
NO FLAKES, thanks
Fun loving and open minded
Into metaphysics and spirituality a HUGE plus
Educated
Great sense of humor
Enjoys Reading
Speaks her/his mind
Eager to learn
Engaging conversationally
Open-hearted
Unselfish and kind
Able to admit mistakes
Articulate
Socially Conscious
People that are happy doing nothing
Just a little crazy/insane (cuz that's always a guaranteed fun time, nahmeen??)

Who I DON'T Want to Meet:
If you are any of the following, please do not waste your time or mine by living:
Misogynist, Selfish, Disrespectful, Porn Addict, Drug Addict, Egotistical, Alcholic, Rude, Completely Left-Brained (balance is key, bitch), Angry (without a creative channel for your anger), Short-Tempered, etc. (you get the gist...)

Music:

GENRES:
Drum-N-Bass/Jungle
HipHop
Jazz
Classical
Trip Hop
Rock/Metal

ARTISTS:
Pharoahe Monch
Tori Amos
Poe
Hooverphonic
Lamb
Roisin Murphy
Dom & Roland
Optical
Portishead
Jay-Z
Fort Minor
Styles of Beyond
All Attractive
Pharrell
Ani Difranco
Rage Against The Machine
Nine Inch Nails
Bjork
Polly Panic
Three 6 Mafia
Roni Size
DJ Subs
Evanescence
Ceu
Prodigy
Typical Cats
Sade
Sneaker Pimps
Stakka+Skynet
Dieselboy
Si*Se
Moth
Hot Like [a] Robot
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Esthero
My Ruin
System of a Down
Mudvayne
Handsome Boy Modeling School
The Roots
Kosheen
Billie Holiday
Eminem
Schoolyard Heroes
Peaches
Dr Dre
The Subways
Fiona Apple
Madonna
Prince
Paul Oakenfold
Crystal Method
Radiohead
Tom Petty
Necro
The Cranberries
The Cardigans
Missy Elliott
Aaliyah
Me'Shell NdegeOcello
Sarah McLaghlan
The Sundays
Bebel Gilberto
Fernanda Porto
Ojos de Brujo
Dresden Dolls
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
...by no means a complete list...this is just a taste

Movies:

DIRECTORS:
Tim Burton
M. Knight Shyamalan
Stanley Kubrick
Joshua Marston
Quentin Tarantino
MOVIE TITLES:
Matrix Trilogy
Dirty Pretty Things
Run Lola Run
Requiem for a Dream
Following
Momento
Pi
Amelie
The Piano
The English Patient
Frida
A Bugs Life
Shrek 1 & 2
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Kill Bill Vol I & II
Pulp Fiction
Adaptation
Antz
Monsters, Inc.
Les Miserables
Identity
The Hours
Catch Me If You Can
Y Tu Mama Tambien
City of God
Osama
Eyes Wide Shut
Vanilla Sky
Four Rooms
Reservoir Dogs
Lost in Translation
The Butterfly Effect
The Mothman Prophecies
Maria Full of Grace
The Manchurian Candidate
Suspect Zero
What The &@$%! Do We Know
The Incredibles
Hero
The Fifth Element
8MM
Crash
Napeolian Dynamite
The Secret
V for Vendetta
Deja Vu
Shortbus
Juno
Deathproof
2036
The Darjeeling Limited

Television:

Is Evil and a Mind-Control Tactic.

However, I do indulge occasionally in:
Curb Your Enthusiam
Dexter
Sex & The City
Food Network
South Park

Books:

Currently Reading: Lady Oracle by Margaret Atwood
BOOK TITLES:
His Dark Materials
Shaman, Healer, Sage
The Alphabet vs. The Goddess
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
The Brooklyn Follies
Best American Science Writing 2007
AUTHORS:
Toni Morrison
Paul Auster
Alice A. Bailey
Jamaica Kincaid
Sapphire
Jane Austen
Stanislav Grof
Robert Bruce
Dan Brown
Carlos Castaneda
asha bandele
Lucille Clifton
Ralph Ellison
Hubert Selby, Jr.
Michael Ondaatje
Phillip Pullman
Haruki Murakami
SUBJECTS:
Psychology
Science
Metaphysics
Literature
Feminist
Photography
Psychological Thriller
MAGAZINES:
Colors
Adbusters
Wallpaper
Skeptic
Time
American Science
The Economist
Elle/Allure
LITERARY JOURNALS:
McSweeney's
One Story
COMICS/GRAPHIC NOVELS:
Kabuki by David Mack
Boondocks by Aaron McGruder
Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson
Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi

Heroes:

Men are not my heroes. I have sheroes. Betta Recognize!!!

In any event, I am my own sheroe, since I'm the only person in this entire world I can depend on. Ain't nobody can love me like I can!

My Blog

the undervalued sex

Last December, I photographed a pregnant woman I'll call Ming. I went to her home early one Saturday morning while her little son was still asleep, so that we could have time to shoot in peace without...
Posted by Strange Anachronism® on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:35:00 PST

scandalized

Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the Madam from D.C., was found dead in Florida on Thursday, hanged. Police are saying it's a suicide. I say: Bullshit. In May 2007 Palfrey was investigated and openly publicized...
Posted by Strange Anachronism® on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:16:00 PST

understandingRACE

I just came across this website& it is very educational and informative. I strongly suggest you read it in its entirety, take the learning tests, watch the videos, etc.Race is a social construct to ke...
Posted by Strange Anachronism® on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:15:00 PST

Folsom St Fair Poster 2008

So, I didn't want to make the announcement until I had the poster to show, so here it is! Folsom Street Events asked me to model for their poster again this year! This time I was on with just two othe...
Posted by Strange Anachronism® on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:04:00 PST

Strange Eats: Spinach w/ Pine Nuts + Golden Raisins

SPINACH with PINE NUTS & GOLDEN RAISINS   5 large cloves of garlic, sliced4 tablespoons pine nuts4 tablespoons golden raisins2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil½ teaspoon salt3 o...
Posted by Strange Anachronism® on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:50:00 PST

Strange Eats: White Beans + Kale

I’ve been experimenting in the kitchen lately and tonight I came up with a delicious mouth-party! I had some organic veggies in the refrigerator that were going to go bad if I didn’t hurry...
Posted by Strange Anachronism® on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:08:00 PST

strange book reviews

Ever since I learned how to read I started devouring books like air, shoveling the words into my mind, losing myself in the stories, living on alternate planes of reality and experiencing life through...
Posted by Strange Anachronism® on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:35:00 PST

I Found My ♥ in New Orleans

CLICK TO VIEW THE PHOTOS FROM MY TRIP!Thursday, February 28 My flight left at 6am so I had to wake up early. I arrived in New Orleans at 2:30pm and my friend Paul picked me up at the airport. He to...
Posted by Strange Anachronism® on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:13:00 PST

Story of the Sprouts

I've always been a good eater, never particularly picky. I'd always be the person at the table to finish everything on my plate and practically lick it clean, depending on what was for dinner. I've pr...
Posted by Strange Anachronism® on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:26:00 PST

The Update You've Been DYING For...

I have been neglectful! I have failed to offer up to you, my dear readers, a sumptuous, delectable slice of my life as of late. I know, I know; it would behoove me to keep you abreast of my oh so fasc...
Posted by Strange Anachronism® on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:40:00 PST