Losers |
Inspired by MRJ's blog.Zen Wisdom For That Kid, A Soup:(sound on. not work safe! cursing.)http://loserswhine.ytmnd.com/Now listen to this on loop for two hours like I just did.... Posted by Fifi on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:29:00 PST |
guitar = dick |
I have said it before many, many times that the guitar is a phallus archetype, essentially this big giant dick up on stage being played with by a masturbating exhibitionist narcissist making an "O-fac... Posted by Fifi on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:27:00 PST |
Settling |
Why settle in life? Would you rather never go to a concert?Or have to listen to an out of tune orchestra play your favorite song incorrectly everyday?Pride is a virtue... sometimes.But it is always be... Posted by Fifi on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:57:00 PST |
Cho |
Virginia Tech.... who cares? I dont.There are over 6.5 billion people on this planet. Thousands die every day. Why should I care about these 33 any more than the thousands of others that I already don... Posted by Fifi on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST |
Third Best Beard Moment |
This one may tie with a lesbian hitting on me in front of her girl friend because she liked my beard so much, but here goes:On Easter when my grandpa got there he saw me and like jumped kinda (flinche... Posted by Fifi on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST |
New Family Member |
Say hello to the newest member of our family, Mr. Squiggles. And just in time for Dingus Day! The girls at the bars are going to just love him! (yes, that is my hand and I made this myself)... Posted by Fifi on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:58:00 PST |
Second Best Beard Moment |
So Friday night at Diablo, this guy comes up to me and says, in all seriousness, "will you sign this?" I look to see what it is and it is a George Harrison album. I looked at the pictures inside and s... Posted by Fifi on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:02:00 PST |
Emotional Hallucination |
As I lay in bed last night completely out of my mind in sickness and pain, a concept occurred to me: emotional hallucination. It occurred that this was happening to me that whole night, that I was hav... Posted by Fifi on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST |
Big 5 - OCEAN |
I hope this changes somewhat over time...I have to question all of this of course. I am not that closed to new experiences.I am not that un-extroverted.I tend to think of myself as somewhat more consc... Posted by Fifi on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:11:00 PST |
Best Beard Moment |
I was at the library returning a book. I put the book in the return slot at the counter. I didnt realize a guy was waiting on me. I apologized. Then he said the most epic thing anyone has ever said to... Posted by Fifi on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:38:00 PST |