Once Upon a Time... In a Small Redneck Town... |
Once Upon a Time... In a Small Redneck Town...
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys and Girls. Are you ready for a story? A Fun story, full of sadness, heartbreak and the occasional cuss word. No? We...
Posted by 1000 Days of Celibacy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST |
I'm in Need of all of Your Help! |
Okay, So if you read my blog and like what you see PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE subscribe to my blog on Myspace! If you do this then I will love you forever!!Thanks!!!! Have a wonderful day!- 1000 Days of Cel...
Posted by 1000 Days of Celibacy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST |
MCATs, FCATs and the Chili's Employment Exam |
So I just got back from my 12th Job interview this week. Ok I lied. It was my 7 interview. But still pretty sad, isn't it.
Now since I've been looking for work the past three months I've grown quit...
Posted by 1000 Days of Celibacy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST |
Hello. I'm Days. Thousand Days. Of Celibacy...Yeah... |
Hello. I'm Days. Thousand Days. Of Celibacy...Yeah...
Well It's Safe to say this is definitely one of those blogs where I start with the picture first and figure out the rest from there.
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Posted by 1000 Days of Celibacy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST |
No, I Haven't Met Mr. Right, But I Have Met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Crude and Mr. Cocky |
No, I Haven't Met Mr. Right, But I Have Met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Crude and Mr. Cocky
A lot of people ask me why I've went 1200+ days without sex. And there's many reasons I give. And of course, some of ...
Posted by 1000 Days of Celibacy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST |
Change |
Change
Why did you change from that man I met that night
into the thing that you've become?
- 1203 Days....
Posted by 1000 Days of Celibacy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST |
There's a Great Disturbance in the Bananas |
Priceless. Another reason I'll never work in a grocery store. ...
Posted by 1000 Days of Celibacy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST |
Shameless Promotion Time |
Shameless Promotion Time
Pardon the shameless promotion. This is my friend, Alexx Calise. She kicks some major ass. And even more so when she's PMS'ing. In fact, we should all buy he...
Posted by 1000 Days of Celibacy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST |
Please Hold |
Please Hold.
Normally everybody goes through a time in their life where they just can't seem to make ends meet. Instead of Bud, they go for Natty Light. Instead of three topping pizza they go for...
Posted by 1000 Days of Celibacy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST |
The Blind Date, Yes - It Can Happen to You |
The Blind Date, Yes - It Can Happen to You
So as of right this moment I have went exactly 1201 days, 14 hours, 28 minutes and 59 seconds without sex.
Don't believe me? Check out my handy dandy ce...
Posted by 1000 Days of Celibacy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST |
