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About Me



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"Get your mouse out of my face!"

My Interests



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"Just Say No" to the Grand Architect!

Computer Software/etc. I use [past & present]

    Adobe AfterEffects Adobe Illustrator Adobe ImageReady Adobe Photoshop Adobe Premiere Apple DVD Studio Pro Apple Final Cut Pro Apple OS X & 8++ Apple Quicktime Avid Media Composer Avid Xpress DV Pro BBBedit Deck II Discreet 3DS Max Discreet Cleaner Discreet Combustion DVD X Platinum Fetch HTML / XHTML [hand-coded] Lightwave 3D Macromedia Director Macromedia Dreamweaver Macromedia Fireworks Macromedia Flash [+ ActionScript] ProTools LE Sonic Acid Sonic Foundry Sound Forge Sonic Reel DVD Sorenson Squeeze Toon Boom Studio Unix / Linux Windows [don't feel like listing all of these now] WS_FTP Pro & LE I'll finish the list later

I'd like to meet:



Music:



    Amon Tobin Ben Wa Bullet Proof Scratch Hamsters Charles Mingus Crumbsuckers Cut Chemist & Shortkut Death Angel Eddie Def El Stew Foreign Legion Gil Scott-Heron The Herbalizer Herbie Hancock Invisibl Skratch Piklz [original] j5 Live Human Megadeth [older] Metallica [with Cliff Burton] M.I.R.V. Morphine Mr. Bungle [older] Ninja Tune NoMeansNo Nuclear Assault Portishead Primus dj Quest Radar & Z-Trip Rage Against the Machine dj Shadow Shiggar Fragger Thelonius Monk Tino Corp [especially live] Zakir Hussain Zamfir & His Magical Pan Flute

Movies:


  • 911: The Road to Tyranny
  • A Brief History of Time
  • A Streetcar Named Desire [w/ Brando]
  • Airplane
  • Akira
  • Akumulator 1
  • Altered States
  • Baraka
  • Being John Malkovich
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Blues Brothers
  • Bowling for Columbine
  • Brazil
  • Citizen Kane
  • City of Lost Children
  • Clerks II
  • Conan the Barbarian
  • Dark City
  • The Dark Crystal
  • Dead Man
  • Delicatessen
  • Everything Is Illuminated
  • Farenheit 9/11
  • The Fisher King
  • Forbidden Zone
  • Frida
  • Ghost World
  • Grosse Pointe Blank
  • Hardware
  • Heavy Metal
  • Hudsucker Proxy
  • Koyaanisqatsi - Life Out of Balance
  • Leon: The Professional
  • Liquid Sky
  • Meet the Feebles
  • Metropolis [1927]
  • Miller's Crossing
  • The Muppet Movie [minus the singing]
  • Night on Earth
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • The Pink Panther movies
  • Princess Mononoke
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • The Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb
  • Shine
  • Slums of Beverly Hills
  • Snatchbuckler
  • Spirited Away
  • Streets of Crocodiles [Bros Quay]
  • There's Something About Mary
  • The Third Man
  • Touch of Evil
  • The Triplets of Belleville
  • Thru the Moebious Strip [I've been waiting almost 3 years for this movie to finally come out]
  • Videodrome
  • Way of the Dragon
  • Wild Style
  • Young Frankenstein
  • Zardoz

  • Television:



    In general TV is the spawn of satan, owned by the military industrial complex and used as a mind-controlling device to get you to buy something... "Good times!" All that aside, here goes...

      Aeon Flux Daily Show with Jon Stewart Democracy Now Dexter's Laboratory The Maxx The Muppets NOW with Bill Moyers Samurai Jack SPARK* Spawn - original HBO 2D-animated series

    Books:


      1984 by George Orwell A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn Always Running: LA Vida Loca: Gang Days in L.A. America's Secret Establishment: An Introduction to the Order of Skull and Bones by Antony C. Sutton The Autobiography of Malcolm X Battle Pope Bearden for Beginners ( eBook ) Black Hole by Charles Burns Brave New World by Aldous Huxley Cannery Row by John Steinbeck Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut East of Eden by John Steinbeck The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth Lord of the Flies by William Golding Maus by Art Spiegelman Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey The R. Crumb Handbook by R. Crumb & Peter Poplaski Rites of Spring: The Great War and the Birth of the Modern Age by Modris Eksteins Rules for Radicals: A Practical Primer for Realistic Radicals by Saul D. Alinsky The Shining by Stephen King The Shock of the New by Robert Hughes Welcome to the Monkey House by Kurt Vonnegut Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence

    Heroes:



    Howard Zinn

    Jim Henson

    Stephen Hawking

    Orson Welles

    Albert Einstein

    Jane Goodall

    Julia "Butterfly" Hill

    Joseph Campbell

    Rosa Parks

    Thelonious Monk

    My Blog

    oh yes

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    Posted by [dingus]" on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 10:46:00 PST

    well, hello there, stranger!

    how goes it? who, me? i'm doing alright. thanks for asking...as if you are interested in the life of a nerd..., er i mean a geek named sergei, things are going aiight. hope things are going well ...
    Posted by [dingus]" on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:47:00 PST

    omg! i busted out laughing when i read these!

    WORDS WE CAN'T TAKE BACK too funny!Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few women who di...
    Posted by [dingus]" on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:59:00 PST

    ten ways dick cheney can kill you


    Posted by [dingus]" on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:01:00 PST

    gotta love misspellings!


    Posted by [dingus]" on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 04:29:00 PST

    That's when the proctologist fainted. hahaha!

    THE FUNERALA cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket ...
    Posted by [dingus]" on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 03:20:00 PST

    it's xmas eve...

    [from boring3d.com] ... and i'm feeling blue. haha!... typical.
    Posted by [dingus]" on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 05:47:00 PST

    blue


    Posted by [dingus]" on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:23:00 PST

    black and white

    does it always have to be black and white? i guess it does make it easier to understand the situation, whatever that may be at the time. but why can't it be deeper than that? why does a deeper meanin...
    Posted by [dingus]" on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 03:16:00 PST

    feeling drained

    wow, do i feel drained! i could sure use a funny movie to cheer me up. maybe i need to go watch Wallace and Gromit. that might get me out of my slump. ...
    Posted by [dingus]" on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 03:33:00 PST