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About Me

When I was a child, my mom once told me that if I didn't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all. Maybe I should stop here then... Nah, that's no fun. When the word "Ross" comes to mind, most people would say that the most prominent feature about him is that he can eat enough acid to kill an army of horses, escape into his own reality, and reak utter havoc on the party scene on any given weekend. Sure, I'll be the first to admit that I did meet those standards for quite some time in my notoriously drug and alcohol-fueled out-of-control lifestyle, devastating the club and rave scenes across America. But, that's old news now. Cause' I'm drinking milk. And building strong bones. Sure, the milk has a little gin in it. But for the meantime, my life of excess has gone from completely unmanagable waking up hungover like death in a bedfull of midgets wearing deer carcasses in the red light district of town covered in blood and maple syrup to, well... let's just say, I've regained control of my life whilst still being able to make appearances at the places to be. Call it maturity. Call it burning out. Call it whatever the hell you want. but I've got er' under control, and I am still stealing your women. We're talkin' raw, unsensored sex mojo here, MySpace. That being said, I am still the same sarcastic little sissy momma's boy you have all come to know and love... to hate. Or hate to love. Sheeeeit, let's stop kidding ourselves... you love me. Can I get a witness? I am still probably smarter than you, and I still possess more artistic talent in my right nut than you have in your entire body, but I don't let it go to my head. Also, as many have seen firsthand, my looks put Fabio to shame and my sense of humor is razorsharp; witty with a twist of lemon. Step up if you wanna get hurt. Ross Unum droppin' knowledge. Yet, I am not full of myself in the slightest. Oh, and your mom still gives me the "f**k me" eyes every time I see her in the grocery store. My profound sense of wonder is only surpassed by my zest to learn as much as I can about you and your species, and bring the information back to my home planet. My zest and admiration for life is strong like the bear, and hungry, like the wolf. Shoutouts to Duran Duran. So, in a nutshell, that's what's up. Keep. It. Gang. Sta.NOW PLAYING - LASSO THE MOON - THE WHO vs. THE DOORS vs. BAY CITY ROLLERS

My Interests

Lucid dreaming, out-of-body experiences/astral projection, sensory crossover, insomnia, nocturnalism, 2012, spraypaint, subliminal massages, cichlids, reincarnation, producing music and scratchin' records, rabbit holes, drawing, stenciling, painting, nanobots, my family, sarcasm, shamanism, DNA manipulation, drinks, philosophy, theology, psychology, San Diego, The Outer Banks, Wiscompton, Cancun, Karma, treehouses, gin, sneezing, eco issues, Milwaukee, symbolism, human/animal/robotic rights, aeronautics, astronautics, Chicago, Raisin Bran, night life, making/listening to music, space exploration, my homeboys n' homegirls, Q-tips, sensory deprivation chambers, the politics of dancing, Madison, secret societies, grilled cheese sandwiches, forest exploration, the apocalypse, trav3ling, the atom, senses of humor, camping, telepathy, taking photographs, ancient civilizations, midget porn, biking and hiking, body modification, alien transmissions, fashion, noise, architecture, and the ocean.

I'd like to meet:

This is some of my work.

Music:

I listen to Adult, Amon Tobin, Anonymous, Aphex Twin, Autechre, Au4, Bad Company, Baseck, Beastie Boys, Beck, Bjork, Blackalicious, Boards of Canada, Bonobo, Boston, Brian Eno, Buckfunk 3000, Cabbage Boy, Johnny Cash, Cex, Clutch, Coldcut, John Coltrane, Cornelius, Dj Craze, Crystal Castles, The Cure, Danny tha Wildchild, Dara, Dan the Aut0mator, Dj db, Decoder, Depeche Mode, Dexorcist, Mr. Dibbs, Doormouse, Doves, DRC, Drop the Lime, Jimmy Edgar, Emotional Joystick, Evol Intent, Felix da Housecat, Fischerspooner, Flaming Lips, Fleetwood Mac, Foreigner, Front 242, Dj Funk, Gnarls Barkley, The Godfather themesong, Green Velvet, Richie Hawtin, Heart, Herbie Hancock, JB3, Jane's Addiction, Journey, Dj Kentaro, Kid 606, Kid Koala, Kings of Leon, Knifehandchop, Dj Krush, Ladytron, Led Zepplin, Legowelt, Luke Vibert, Mark EG, MF Doom, Milanese, Ministry, Miss Kittin, Mixmaster Mike, Dj Monk, Nasenbluten, NWA, Of Montreal, Orbital, Panacea, Phantom 45, Photek, Pink Floyd, Plastikman, Polyform, Portishead, Primus, Public Enemy, Dj Qbert, Queens of the Stone Age, Rabbit in the Moon, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, Rowland the Bastard, Si Begg, SI Futures, Speedy J, Squarepusher, Stevie Wonder, Stunt Rock, Sublilme, Talking Heads, Uberzone, Venetian Snares, Wagon Christ, Ween, and The White Stripes.

Movies:

12 Monkeys, 13 Tzameti, Apocalypto, A Scanner Darkly, The Abyss, Alice in Wonderland, American History X, The Animatrix, Apocalypse Now, American Psycho, Big Fish, The Big Lebowski, Blue Velvet, Boogie Nights, Borat, Carlito's Way, City of God, The Devil's Advocate, Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Four Rooms, Full Metal Jacket, Gattaca, Ghost in the Shell, The Graduate, Gummo, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Illusionist, Jackass 2, Jacob's Ladder, Labyrinth, The Matrix, Modulations, Mr. Show, Mulholland Drive, Nacho Libre, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Pirates of the Carribean, Platoon, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Scarface, Scratch, The Shining, Star Wars, Taxi Driver, and Waking Life.

Television:

Discovery, Animal Planet, and National Geographic Channels. Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Rob n' Big, The Simpsons, Futurama, and Family Guy.

Books:

"The Celestine Prophesy" by James Redfield, "Choke" by Chuck Palahniuk, "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley, "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" by Tom Wolfe, "Food of the Gods" by Terence McKenna, "Graffiti World: Street Art from Five Continents" compiled by Nicholas Ganz, "The Great Shark Hunt" by Hunter S. Thompson, "Hell's Angels" by Hunter S. Thompson, Juxtapoz magazine, "On the Road" by Jack Kerouac, "Naked" by David Sedaris, "The Right Stuff" by Tom Wolfe, "Scar Tissue" by Anthony Kiedis, The Tibetan Book of the Dead, and "Banksy- Wall and Piece."

My Blog

To all of my beloved friend requesting PORNBOTS and BANDS...

Dear Pornbots, Bands, and other annoying friend requesters, Some of you are really going that extra mile sending me messages and friend requests, and although those cam invitations, totally free aweso...
Posted by UNUM on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:10:00 PST

What is The Singularity?

Click here for an interesting read.
Posted by UNUM on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:10:00 PST