NASCAR, bowling, cheetos, timberland boots, SONCI value meals, marlboro reds, Busch 30 packs, KFC, pickup trucks, darts, fishing, trashy romance novels...
Jeff Gordon, NASCAR fans, and the Marlboro Man
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Asslee Bendover
What's Your Porn Star Name?
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
***You Are Bud Light***You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience.What's Your Beer Personality?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourbeerpersonalityquiz/
You Are 88% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!
How American Are You?
Lynyrd Skynyrd, 38 Special, Foghat, Boston, Billy Squier, Allman Brothers, Pat Benetar, Journey, Marshall Tucker Band, Foreigner, Heart, Stevie Knicks, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Iron Butterfly
I usta watch lots of movies when I was on disability. Ya see, I caught me finger in the fryer and couldnt lift anything for almost a year. So I sat around and watched a lot of infomercials and movies. My favs are Easy Rider, Cheech & Chong, American Graffiti, Porkys, Dirty Harry, Planet of the Apes, Taxi Driver, & Rosemarys Baby.
I love that Jeff Foxworthy, Blue Collar TV, and King of the Hill...It dont get no sexier than Hank Hill...it dont matter much to me that hes married cause I heard hes datin a girl from the propane store anyways.
And how could I ferget the Duke boys, Bo & Luke...man, I would I like to spread both of dem on a ritz cracker
I aint into reading much...but I do read Auto Trader at the salon when I get my perm reset.
The Colonel...ooh wee, what i wouldnt give to know the 11 secret herbs and spices that go into that chicken. And there aint nothin better than some fried chicken when your hangover is real bad.