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Peaches

I HEART CIGGYS

About Me


I love NASCAR!! My friends think Im obsessed, but Im not. Just because I got a NASCAR tattoo on my ass dont mean Im obsessed. When Schmitty got dat tattoo of mom on his arm I didnt go ahead and say that he was obsessed now did I. Bunch of god damn fools in my life, is what it is..
About me...well after a long day, I like to hang on my stoop and drink with my neighbors, you know, shoot the shit. During the summer, I like to throw the old inflatable pool in the front yard and have a little party. Maybe bbq a couple of dogs and drink some cold beers while classic rock on is playin on the radio. Lynyrd Skynyrd is my favorite of all time. RIP VAN ZANT!!
What else...well, I have two babies that are the love of my life. Every other weekend Jo-Jo and Brittney go to their daddys house in Fleetwood. Even though he left me for Crystal who works late night at the Llanerch Diner, I still love the bastard. Crystal is such a ho, wait til I see her again, her ass is grass..i aint kiddin neither.
But Im trying to get over my ex right now...I may look tough and stuff, but Im really very lovin when it comes to my man. Bobbi Sue hooked me up with some guy from her bowling league, but he would just get drunk and pass out with his beer breath stinkin up the house. Worthless piece of shit - passing out when hes layin next to a hot piece like this. So, I'm done with men for awhile...unless you know one who owns their own car with a full set of teeth, Id consider it...gotta think about my kids, ya know? Cant live off food stamps, sugar sandwiches, and government cheeze forever.
My dream is to one day get one of them campers and ride all around the country, just like Paris & Nicole. It seemed real nice, all them places they went.

My Interests

NASCAR, bowling, cheetos, timberland boots, SONCI value meals, marlboro reds, Busch 30 packs, KFC, pickup trucks, darts, fishing, trashy romance novels...

I'd like to meet:

Jeff Gordon, NASCAR fans, and the Marlboro Man
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Asslee Bendover What's Your Porn Star Name?

Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
***You Are Bud Light***You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it. In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk! You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar. You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience.What's Your Beer Personality? http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourbeerpersonalityquiz/

You Are 88% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?

Music:

Lynyrd Skynyrd, 38 Special, Foghat, Boston, Billy Squier, Allman Brothers, Pat Benetar, Journey, Marshall Tucker Band, Foreigner, Heart, Stevie Knicks, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Iron Butterfly

Movies:

I usta watch lots of movies when I was on disability. Ya see, I caught me finger in the fryer and couldnt lift anything for almost a year. So I sat around and watched a lot of infomercials and movies. My favs are Easy Rider, Cheech & Chong, American Graffiti, Porkys, Dirty Harry, Planet of the Apes, Taxi Driver, & Rosemarys Baby.

Television:

I love that Jeff Foxworthy, Blue Collar TV, and King of the Hill...It dont get no sexier than Hank Hill...it dont matter much to me that hes married cause I heard hes datin a girl from the propane store anyways.

And how could I ferget the Duke boys, Bo & Luke...man, I would I like to spread both of dem on a ritz cracker

Books:

I aint into reading much...but I do read Auto Trader at the salon when I get my perm reset.

Heroes:

The Colonel...ooh wee, what i wouldnt give to know the 11 secret herbs and spices that go into that chicken. And there aint nothin better than some fried chicken when your hangover is real bad.

My Blog

You know youre a redneck if...

You know you're a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your wife's head. You know you're a redneck if directions to your house include: and then you turn off the paved road... You know you're a ...
Posted by Peaches on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:57:00 PST