Meet Fright Pig....
Born amid a devestating explosion that consumed the SunnyDale farm, Fright Pig has finally emerged from his charred sty and is ready to Rock and Roll you!
His style has been described as "utterly without musical merit" and "hideous", words that only stoke the deep furnace within his twisted soul:
"I really would prefer being called "depraved" because of the whole fright thing" said the Fright Pig as he leaned back on his worn barker lounge and sipped from a tall glass of hard corn syrup. "But.......as Ronnie James put it, "Jump, Jump!" You gotta be able to bounce back after they wallop you. I mean, most of my stuff was written on an autoharp and an old saw that I found after the fire. Let's see the critics do better......"
Fright Pig then cautiously withdrew back into his cave and refused to comment further........
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