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Sarah Green

There's nothing a good pill or thirty won't cure.

About Me

More than you ever wanted to know. Especially the nausea and irrational thoughts part...

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Besides you, someone who would be willing to do light housekeeping and lawnwork for free.
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Music:

Oh, yes.

Movies:

Only on DVD, so I can fast forward to the sexy bits.

Television:

"I'm sorry. Hang up your boa. You will not be the next Pussycat Doll."

Books:

Oh, Pepys Diaries. I cannot believe it's all real. It is. Restoration England from someone who was there at the time, plague and fire and all..."Mornings on Horseback" by that fabulous American treasure, David McCullough. It's all about Teddy Roosevelt's early years with his remarkable family. Great suffering goes hand in hand with great achievement... "I Like You" by Amy Sedaris. It has lots of pictures of pink food in it. Janice Dickinson's book "No Lifeguard on Duty" doesn't have even one positive message in it. I read it anyway, but felt sticky afterwards. I enjoy anything drawn and written by Shel Silverstein.

Heroes:

Dogs. I think dogs are very sincere. And they don't care about what you think of them. I like that.

My Blog

To My Dog Now Gone

Who knew that the stink that would permeate the roomthe fluff that would drift into every conceivable cornerthe dribblethat would blob on the kitchen floorthe stainsthat would sink into the carpetthe...
Posted by Sarah Green on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:15:00 PST

LOS ANGELES SHOW June 12- July 5, 2008

Los Angeles Center for Digital Art presents:"New and Improved" June 12-July 5 2008Reception June 12, 7-9pmin conjunction with the downtown art walkIt is common knowledge that (for all of the usual rea...
Posted by Sarah Green on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:39:00 PST

Saturday, April 19

Sharing 1:Sarah, I believe, now more strongly than ever, that people are brought together for a purpose; even on such an unlikely forum as MySpace. Your words struck a chord with me. Here's my story, ...
Posted by Sarah Green on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:07:00 PST

Something New

In addition to being an artist, I have worked as an intuitive since 1984. I am able to see "auras", the "energy lights" around people, which can tell me a lot about health, emotional situations, life ...
Posted by Sarah Green on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:35:00 PST

Mama

Sunday afternoon at the mall.I was in the bra department at SearsThere was a woman therewith three very young childrenwho were, perhaps, 4, 18 months and infant-agedall stuffed in a multi-child stroll...
Posted by Sarah Green on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:47:00 PST

If You Break the Rules, Youll Meet the Police

Today my car ran out of gasoline.The rules of housewifery dictate that one should always haveat least a quarter tank in reserve at all times,lest a child be in need of Emergency Room services.But I br...
Posted by Sarah Green on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

UPCOMING EXHIBITS - MARCH 29

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Posted by Sarah Green on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:03:00 PST

Ode Upon Hearing Henry Rollins’ Complaint About Cellulite

I find myself at a point in life(48)where the wordfirmapplies more to my convictions than to my thighs.How I wish I'd had certainty of beliefat twenty fiveinstead of good legsand a tight ass.What mis...
Posted by Sarah Green on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:00:00 PST

Truth and Lies

Every couple of yearsI have my hair cut off very short,cropped close around the edges of my headThis time when the stylist finished her workit appeared I had bald patches throughout my scalpBut lookin...
Posted by Sarah Green on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

Dad

Fifteen years ago todayyou dropped dead in the bathroomat the fancy house in Beverly Hillswhere you worked as the housemanunhappily performing your dutiespolishing brass and silveranswering doorsdrivi...
Posted by Sarah Green on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:42:00 PST