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About Me

Born July 26, 1956 in Hendersonville, Tennessee, I'm better known by my ring name, "Wildfire" Tommy Rich after a hugely sucessful wrestling career in Georgia and Memphis throughout the 1980s. For a little while after that I oversaw the Weapons Intelligence Non Proliferation and Arms Control Center of Barking and Dagenham. We had a laugh.I lived in Oman for a bit.The worst of my many brushes with death happened on an Air France flight that was hijacked on December 24, 1994 at Algiers. The crisis was ultimately solved entirely by me, without so much as a thank you from the intervention group of the French Gendarmerie. The nerve.Since then I have purchased Colchester railway station which is the main railway station for the town of Colchester in Essex, England. It has lines to Ipswich, Norwich, Walton-on-the-Naze & Clacton-on-Sea. It is maintained entirely by me.
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My Interests

Golf, Strangling Animals, Masturbating

Music:

Alter Bridge, Audioslave, Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, The Darkness, Dissociatives, Eminem, Fear Factory, Filter, Foo Fighters, Green Day, In Flames, Killswitch Engage, Korn, Machine Head, Mastodon, Metallica, Meshuggah, Pantera, Primus, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Regurgitator, DJ Shadow, Sigur Ros, Slipknot, Silverchair, System of A Down, Trivium, White Zombie, Rob Zombie

Movies:

2001: A Space Odyssey, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Barry Lyndon, Chopper, Clockwork Orange, Dr Strangelove, Dude, Where’s My Car?, Dumb and Dumber, Elephant, Eyes Wide Shut, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, Full Metal Jacket, Gladiator, Goodfellas, Jurassic Park, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Requiem for a Dream, Return Of the Jedi, The Shining, Sleepy Hollow, Starship Troopers, Team America: World Police, Terminator 2, Wayne’s World

Television:

Beyond 2000, Black Adder, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Frasier, Futurama, Hey Hey It’s Saturday, I’m Alan Partridge, Inspector Gadget, Late Show with David Letterman, Malcolm in the Middle, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, The Office, Rocko’s Modern Life, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Top Gear, The Young Ones

My Blog

'Tis Almost the season!


Posted by Tom on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST

David

Melting off his hot, sweaty, swollen, puffy skin was David's last egg. Dripping in an almost deliberate regularity to the lino floor of his kitchen. He sobbed. He was frozen.Wounds opened in a static ...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:38:00 PST

Farting noises

I had a dream last night that I shagged a girl with a beard. A wispy one. I've already made a post about dreams though. My shoes are really soggy. They have many holes in them and it rained last n...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 03:48:00 PST

Pink people

I'm angry. Recently i have been receiving a great volume of friend requests from these insufferable tarts with pink homepages with innumerable pink ostentations displaying their love of "music they ca...
Posted by Tom on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:31:00 PST

NFL Players

Some of the utterly ridiculous names of Americans currently playing in their National Football League:Byron LeftwichEdgerrin James Tatum Bell LenDale White Tiki Barber LaMont Jordan Deuce McAllis...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:41:00 PST

Boring post about dreams

Had a wierd dream last night. Almost as wierd as the one i had the other night where a 1/3 human sized thai-stripper girl was dancing for me in bright red a toilet cubicle, then reeled back in despera...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:02:00 PST

Waking up and wee

Every day I wake up, I turn to my left and reach down to press the snooze button on my sadly out of date mobile phone, to interrupt the incessant and criminally irritating resonance to which I had ass...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:05:00 PST

cereal and punctuation

Crunchy nut corn flakes are excellent. To my excitement (almost equaling my utter and unbridled elation at learning we have a tap here at work which dispenses carbonated water) I earlier discovered th...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:17:00 PST

is that the time?

Being awoken early this morning by two uniformed officers of the metropolitan police was certainly a surprise. As was, Im sure, the rather excellent view of my left testicle my extremely old and ripp...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:02:00 PST