Australian Creature

Hey, Im currently 26 and come from a town called Austinmer near the city Wollongong just south of Sydney on the East Coast of Australia but I live mainly in LA as I travel playing music in my band 'porcelain' and live with my darling wife Veronika. My band have just finished recording our first album which is very exciting and we hope to release it asap! I am a bass player (no not a failed guitarist I actually love playing bass!) and am fortunate enough to be endorsed by Ampeg. Obviously I love music but also LOVE the beach and outdoor activities like surfing, hiking, mountain bike riding, canyoning, abseiling and so forth. I mainly play bass but I also play saxophone, guitar, mandolin, flute, keyboard and lately have been getting into programming, synthesizers and drum machines. I love nature and the natural environment. National Parks are my favourite places in the world. I like to do landscape photography as well. I like to learn and extend my knowledge in all fields. My favourite TV channels are Discovery, National Geographic and History. For a long time I thought I was 5'6" but i am 5'8". My mum says I am short because I am too angry. She is right. One of my favourite birthday presents was a multitool. Thanks Rebecah and Richie! Mornings sometimes depress me cause i cant go to the beach like I used to but I do teach autistic children surfing and that is fun. I wrote the title track to all 3 Law & Orders....truly! Hence I watch it a lot. Probably my favourite show right now. When I am not home I tape it on Tivo. I like planning things and driving, maps are awesome. When I make Nachos people think that the way i prepare the beans is weird but I dont like the bean juice! Its gross! Trader Joes is my version of heaven. When people need money I always lend it to them, even when I don't have any. I am trying to gain weight cause I am too small. I drink weight shakes. Its not working adn they always taste bad. I always spell 'and' wrong when I type fast. I bite my lip when I am thinking. I like reading the newspaper but am not diligent enough to do it everyday, it gets depressing and it is generally lies anyway. My nickname is 'Captain Fact'. I earned that title. Squirrels crack me up. I carry a spare banana in my pocket but have just found dried bananas which taste great adn are easy to travel with. It is 'orientated' not 'oriented'!, it just is. I like pronouncing things wrong on purpose and taking small parts of peoples sentences and repeating them. I like telling involved stories. I always lose clothing, jackets are my speciality. I am that size between kids and adult clothing, its frustrating. I brought a cook book and love cooking but Trader Joes is a better cook then I. I wish dragons were real and I had a pet small one. Although Ben is Batman, I am Superman and after seeing both movies I think my super powers are better but Batman the movie was cooler. I try to read as much as I can but I need to do more. I can pick fruit by letting it talk to me and telling me which ones are good. Works without fail for 6 years!