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Matthew Mint Slice McFlurry

Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles: Heroes In A Wheelchair

About Me


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You scored as Leonardo. You need to relax and realize that life should be fun as well as orderly. Your organization and willingness to be perfect will help you along the way, but sometimes you can be very annoying to others.

Leonardo


75%

Michaelangelo


36%

April O'Neil


32%

Donatello


32%

Mater Splinter (The Rat)


29%

Raphael


21%
Which teenage mutant ninja turtle are you?
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My name is Matthew Bruce Herbert. These are things I like:
-Music
-Jack Daniels and Lemonade in pint glasses
-Using a spork unnecessarily, just because it's called a spork
-Calling everyone out on poor grammar, because it's really not that difficult, you cunts
-Playing Resident Evil with my girlfriend, and finding her video game inexperience cute and hilarious
-Going to the most freshjive place I can think of whenever I'm feeling low, just to remind myself that I'm not the biggest piece of shit in the world
-Drinks riders
-Morning sex
-The mindbending insanity of that Wario Smooth Moves game on Wii
-Requesting high fives after making terrible jokes
-Knowing that cats do actually know whats going on, and just act nonchalant because that's how they roll
-Saying "coz that's how I roll" when questioned about anything
-Telling Owen to shut the fuck up at band practice
-Afternoon sex
-Opening my mouth really wide and drooping my eyes like a heroin addict to indicate that I am tired
-Playing Mario Kart arcade edition with Vic
-Worshipping Machine Head and Chimaira relentlessly, even if Mark Hunter writes songs about homeless people
-Thinking that it's bizarre, but awesome, that 14 year olds like death metal
-Screaming "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, YOU GREEDY CUNT!" whenever someone loses big cash on Deal or No Deal
-Evening sex
-Having random words appear on my phone's dictionary, such as "Meatcrimes" and "Comfy", and just adding them into messages, even if it makes no sense grammatically
-Thinking that anytime someone laughs in public, they are laughing at me
-Being at the amplifier with vic and raffe, and hoping they will pick up
-Dreaming about smashing the fuck out of people who really deserve it in real life
-Mid afternoon but pre-dinner sex
-Walking slightly behind my girlfriend in shopping centres, and telling her all the horrible shit that guys say about her as they pass
-Wishing I was Link from The Legend Of Zelda
-Getting really burnt at the beach, and then going back again the next day, just because Jackie and Lisa tell me to
-Learning Bon Jovi songs on acoustic guitar
-Memorising Entourage scripts
-Being certain that James Parker is the most metal cunt in Perth
-Late night half tired sex
-The TV ad for Viva Pinata
-Dressing like a ninja turtle for every dress up party I have ever been to
-Eating at Pancho's mexican restaurant, and spending hundreds of dollars on fishbowl cocktails
-Royce's myspace "about me" being unbeatable
-The juxtapositioning of Benzo and pop culture
-Thinking that "Brand New" is the shittest band name I have ever heard, because they have been around for a while
-Having the loudest, most brutal ringtone ever, and thinking that the world is ending when I get a call at 3am while I'm sleeping
-Calling Dylan at 3am while he's sleeping
-Watching The Hulk play drums, coz it's the closest thing to seeing him smash somebody
-In-jokes that you have to earn
-Searching youtube for videos of chicks queefing, and not being disappointed
-Having an instant kinship with anyone who has a nintendo DS

My Interests


You Were a Zebra
You tend to see life in black and white - clearly without filters.
You enjoy being part of a group while maintaining your individuality. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

I'd like to meet:


My two guitar heroes, who incidentally are both named Rob.

Music:

The sound of a gazelle being speared.

Books:

Karl Hiassen, Bill Bryson. Werd.

My Blog

R.I.P. Jacko Herbert

Jacko got put down last week, because he had tumors, cancers, and a various array of other illnesses. He was the man. I will miss the way he could eat entire packets of chewing gum but leave the packe...
Posted by Matthew Mint Slice McFlurry on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:41:00 PST