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I’m Jackie, and you can’t call me Button. I’m 23.
I smoke bongs (a lot) and I work for the Justice Department (Corrective Services to be exact) for a living. I dress like an emo skank but I will bag you for doing the same. I love Melbourne, but I will always come back to Perth beaches and weather.
I love my puppy a little more than life itself but its ok; she earns it in over-hyped showings of affection. I drink straight from the bottle and it won’t make any difference after you list eighty reasons why I shouldn’t, I’m still going to do it.
I hate driving and I am rubbish at navigation. I still don’t need a GPS though.
My friends, who like to theorise, think I suffer from rage blackouts… I think I suffer from a severe intolerance of dickheads. As a result of this, I tend to filter through the people around me quite frequently and single out the “good eggs”… and keep them. An example of such a friend is my Apple. She’s my number 1. She does more for me than any “friend” in the past ever has and one day, I will show my appreciation by taking over the world and sharing it with her.
I also have a Wife, of ten years, who i cherish dearly. She is my girl next door with every talent known to man under her belt. She has a husband and two adopted children (whom are the most adorable twins i have EVER met), but we still manage to make time for the important things... (Bon Jovi, Effection and Mr Jack Daniels).
I’m not necessarily vain, but I watch every window or glass door as I walk past it and I change at least three or four times before I leave the house… every time. I was once an accessory whore but nowadays, I focus my energies on not looking like every other 18 year old ho walking down the Hay Street Mall… (in other words – stop dressing like each other and get a personality…
I punch people and yell “SLUT BUG!” when I see a Volkswagen Beetle…
It’s just how I roll.
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