Alright mate, ow's it fuckin' angin? got a spare cig? sorted.Last night was propa mint, me and the boyz went bombin' about in Deano's Nova doin' drive by shoutings, I called an owl a "swivel headed cunt" and he nearly started cryin', lucky for him he could fly or Dazza would 'ave kicked his fuckin' beak off.Then I did a fuckin' bangin' Dj set at Sparkles with MC Killa Gorilla, I did four E's and two bottles of White Lightning in and I was off me fuckin' bollox, they found me in the bogs covered in shit, singing about breadbins, getting sucked off by a disgustin' fat minger called Debs. I'm takin' Debs out for a slap up meal at Maccers tonight, she's a fat fucker though, so I'll make sure she has a diet coke with her McJumboTowerBurger, after that we're goin' to the pictures, I fuckin' love movies I'll watch absolutely anything, as long as it's got Vin Diesel in it.Most nights me and the F.U.Crew hang about in Netto's car park, last week an otter stepped on to our turf with his fuckin' shoppin thinkin' he was well 'ard, Jarvo fuckin' lost it and twatted ‘im over the head with a can of baked beans it was piss funny, fuckin' endangered knob'ed. Me Brother Jambo’s in Doncatraz Prison, he got sent down for strapping a Catherine Wheel to a sleeping hedgehog, it made the front page of the Daily Star, with the headline “Spiky Kebab†it was fuckin’ sound, Jambo was propa famous, he says prison’s not too bad but you’ve got to keep an eye on the badgers cos’ they’ll bum you ragged given half a chance. Anyway, I’ve gotta shoot, Twocka’s got some LSD, last time I took some I thought I was a chocolate bassoon being chased by marzipan hammocks, Sharpey found me two days later, stuffed up an exhaust pipe wearing a plastic sombrero, it was fuckin’ wicked.
BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE MFB MASSIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!banned squirrel commercial
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