About Me

This is Grade A
100% pure colombian
cocaine
Ladies&Gentlemen
disco shit.

Smoke weed.
My name is Astrid Longcroft.
I'm known by most of Colchester and little of London.
I don't like emos, I don't like indie kids, I don't like patronising middle classed twats, pansies, bullshitters or scenekids.

Sweet, sweet metal.

My King.
I chat shit alot, which can be good. It either conjures a laugh or a smack.

I smoke roll-ups. Cuz taylor mades are rank.
DRUM
Excellent
HALFZWARE SHAG.

Rather not talk to you if you're any of the above things I don't like.
Safe.

YOU WILL CRY MY NAME you..CRY OUT.Alright, chap?

My Interests

THE GENERAL

faggot.TelevatorsJust as he hit The Ground They lowered a tow that Stuck in his neck to the gills Fragments of sobriquet. Riddle me this; Three half eaten corneas, Who hid the aureole. Stalk the ground. Stalk the ground. You should have seen The curse that flew right by you. Page of concrete. Stained walks crutch in hobbled sway. Auto-da-fÃ©. A capillary hint of red. Only this manupod Crescent in shape has escaped. The house half the way Fell empty with teeth That split both his lips Mark these words. One day this chalk out-line will circle this city. Was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face? A room coloured charlaton Hid in the safe Stalk the ground. Stalk the ground. You should have seen The curse that flew right by you. Page of concrete. Stained walks crutch in hobbled sway. Auto-da-fÃ©. A capillary hint of red. Only this manupod Crescent in shape has escaped. Pull the pins. Save your grace. Mark these words. On his grave. Pull the pins. Save your grace. Mark these words. On his grave. Pull the pins. Save your grace. Mark these words. On his grave. You should have seen The curse that flew right by you. Page of concrete. Stained walks crutch in hobbled sway. Auto-da-fÃ©. A capillary hint of red. Everyone knows the last toes are always the coldest to go.

I'd like to meet:

Your mother.

Music:

Top 20 of the moment :

Arch Enemy.
Lactation Sandwich.
Bauhaus.
The Mars Volta.
Metallica.
Cannibal Corpse.
Deicide.
Cradle of Filth.
Decapitated.
Scientist R. Bass.
Black Label Society.
65daysofstatic.
Opeth.
Handsome Boy Modeling School.
Aphex Twin.
Black Sabbath.
Breakbeat Era.
Roadrunner United.
Bloodbath.
Iron Maiden.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction.
Shawshank Redemption.
Amelie.
Control.
On The Town.
Superbad.
Knocked Up.
Sin City.
Withnail&I.

Television:

Shameless.
Alan Partridge.
Friends.
Garth Marenghi.

Books:

D a v i d S e d a r i s.

Heroes:

Gene Kelly. What a joker.

My Blog

My King.

Why isn't my fucking King online.When I need her most.This is terrible.A disaster.THIS IS WRONG.I have pins and needles in one foot.I'm sober and gagging for a spliff.I'm in France of all places.Count...
Posted by E. on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:09:00 PST

Trip to Dundee

Dundee. Pretty fucking cold.Great though, I got to see Jim, finally.It was amazing fun.Etienne is a genius.He was so small, yet hilarious and clever.But he chatted the largest quantity of shityou'll e...
Posted by E. on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:37:00 PST

LMAO! Best ever.

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Posted by E. on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:49:00 PST

INCUBUS GIG@BRIXTON

INCUBUS! Holy shit, chaps. They were breathtaking.Opening it with Nice To Know You really got the crowd going. It was such an experience&after 3 years of waiting to see them live, I have :D It was...
Posted by E. on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:11:00 PST

The Best Day Of My Life. ug'

i am quite happy, i'm still on a high from yesterday. i mean, like, yesterday, i had an entire morning of art at school and achieved quite a good final piece for surrealism. then i come home&go ...
Posted by E. on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:17:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by E. on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:47:00 PST

Stealing Symmetry

Stealing Symmetry Verse 1; A once suited couple, Torn apart, From jealous admirers, Sketched into art. We stole their symmetry, Hoaxed cheatings, Spread rumors, Turned them against one another ...
Posted by E. on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:43:00 PST

Candles

Candles Two Young Men, Two Days Left, Two Candles Lit, One Woman Left. She's all in my head, As a tumour, a leech, And she's in his bed, As a Siren, a whore Chorus: I say to myself, What am I to ...
Posted by E. on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:42:00 PST

RANDOMITY. :]

PARDON ME WHILE I BURST INTOOO FLAMES... randomist blog ever. randomist isn't a word. oh well.. talking to Andy well made me feel better... got close to Samfish lately. great lad. me&alex are fuc...
Posted by E. on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:49:00 PST

adventurous shite.

right, so i went for a shit and i have no windows in the bathroom and the lightbulb went so i lit the romantic apple candel for light next to the bath and shat in the dark. then, all of a sudden, i h...
Posted by E. on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:07:00 PST