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Conrad

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

Home Fast Food Sick Jokes Dolphin Olympics Salvia divinorum BUBBLES! Human World Cost of War

My Interests

Seinfeld is on Virgin 1 at 9pm on Sundays
8 Simple Rules is on Five at 11am on Sundays

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The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we're gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, 'cause that's what it does. It's a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed, and if it's true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new pardigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn't share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn't know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, "Why are we here?" Plastic...asshole.
- George Carlin

My Blog

China

All the apartments for sale have exactly the same pictureWe knew exactly where we wereTiananmen SquareYou buy a lock or two......and put them wherever you wantThe Toboggan back to the bottomThe Great ...
Posted by Conrad on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:30:00 PST

Where is Conrad performing?

The Deptford ArmsThe Liberties BarThe Bedford PubThe Fitzroy Tavern...
Posted by Conrad on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:11:00 PST