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monster

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About Me



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My Interests

roller blading, eating table food, scratching the fronts of speakers, hiding between the bed and the wall and attacking people when they least expect it or are asleep, eating drafting supplies, walking around on the kitchen counter, modeling, and drinking beer, biting things and people, chicken wings, chicken wings and beer

I'd like to meet:

princess poodle poo

Music:

Lionel Richie, ABBA, Barbara Mandrell

Movies:

Good Burger, Wall Street

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Tyra, Montel and Maury

Books:

the chewable kind

Heroes:

Don Knotts

My Blog

Are we friends? Fill this out...

1. What is your name?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you think I'm attractive?5.Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.6. Describe me in one word.7. What was your first i...
Posted by monster on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:02:00 PST

Hammer Pants

Mom has given two new nicknames: Hammer Pants and Dingleberry Butt They actually kind of go together.
Posted by monster on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST

TAG!!!!!! and to my tag-ees, read the blog....

People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own about five odd habits and things they do as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you need to choose the next five people to be tagged and...
Posted by monster on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST

TAG, you're it!

The first player of this game starts with the five weird habits or things about yourself.  Others who get tagged need to write a blog of their own about five odd havits and things they do as well...
Posted by monster on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:24:00 PST

Santa came EARLY!!!

i got my christmas present early!! mom got me a laser pointer!! i love it, but when it gets on my paw i have to meow and i jumped about five feet in the air to snag the dot off the wall. and when it's...
Posted by monster on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:55:00 PST

Fuck YOU, Tom!

Only 16 photos maximum for uploading, that's retarded! Facebook allows you to upload as MANY photos as you want, and you can make as many photo albums as you want. Mypsace should seriously have this f...
Posted by monster on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST

Christmas excitement!

I'm so excited, we are getting a Christmas tree on Friday!! This will be my first Christmas and Mom said she's already been shopping for me and found the PURRFECT toy.
Posted by monster on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:01:00 PST

THANKSgiving

Dark meat from the turkey is a delicacy. Delicious, indeed.
Posted by monster on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:29:00 PST