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david j ☆☆☆

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About Me

Male
31 years old
Birmingham, Michigan; United States
Last Login: 11/04/2008
Myspace Layout StealerLaughter is the best medicine. Unless you're a diabetic. Then insulin; insulin is the best medicine. Life is too short to worry... especially as it achieves nothing. Take seriously only what you MUST take seriously, everything else take from an alternate perspective -- preferably a lewd one -- and mock the piss out of it. Mocking and sarcasm generate laughter. Laughter creates happiness. Happiness creates life. There is no life without happiness. Therefore, there is no happiness without mocking and sarcasm. It's a very simple concept. In regards to me... I like, movies, music, laughing and joking, having an obscure life, and helping everyone I can. I believe in 2 things: Equality and generosity. Be good to me - under equality and generosity - and I'll be good back. Never, ever screw me over. I can be highly articulate when required, but generally reserve to a more laid back self. Oh, I do have one dislike (hatred to be exact); blogs. I'm quite possibly the last person in the civilized world to latch on to this whole "blog" thing. It's always struck me as a wee bit narcissistic... almost uncomfortably so. What kind of person publishes their innermost thoughts and feelings on a public forum of people they don't know and will most likely never meet? It turns out...THIS kind of person...you lucky bastards!!! I suspect just like most forms of self-indulgence in my life, I'll become addicted to sharing my randomness with the faceless masses, so who knows WHAT delights you'll be treated to if you're unhinged enough to come back. ... on second thought, screw it! I need a nap........................................................ david

My Interests

Cinematography, Critical Film Theory, Politics, Psychology, Philosophy, Music, Art History, Literature, Architecture, Surrealism, Victorian Nostalgia, Parapsychology, Occultism, Mac, Film-making, Languages, Boogie boarding, drinking coffee, collecting paper-clips (I've got 7 now), counting the cracks in the pavement to and from work and if they don't add up correctly I have to count them again which makes for a long day if I'm not ON TO IT! Oh, and dismembering fluffy bunnys... you can't forget the bunnys.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet pretty much anyone possessing a fully-functioning brain - otherwise you're relegated to the death list....................................................... Now bring on the dancing pickles!

Heroes:

Heroes? How about anyone who can tell me why the word 'abbreviation' is so f*@king long?! Shouldn't it be... ummm, abbreviated?....