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Elijah

I have a Farm.

About Me

Being above ground makes me happy. I am an equal opportunity slasher.
I was badly burned in an arson fire... which I startedPitchfork Promo

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My Interests

farming, long walks through the corn, pitchforks, fire houses, pin cushions, my tractor, painful memories, grave yards, sun flowers, photography, sinners, green grass, blood oranges, taking out the trash

I'd like to meet:

You...alone...at night...in the woods back of the barn. I'll be the one with the pitchfork

Music:

Any good fiddler

Movies:

Friday the 13th, Hellraiser, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, The Joy Luck Club, Child's Play, Fright Night, Jaws, Amityville Horror, The Poltergeist, People Under the Stairs, Beaches, Scream, Red Eye, Unrest, Texas Chainsaw Masacre .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Veronica Mars, Law & Order: SVU, DEXTER, America's Next Top Model, Green Acres

Books:

The Stand, Haunted, Shadowland, Omnibus, The Farmer's Almanac, Living on An Acre: A Practical Guide to the Self-Reliant Life, Walkers

Heroes:

Aristotle, Plato, Socrates, Jimmy Dean (the sausage guy, not the actor)

My Blog

New Year's and No One to Kiss

I just got in from the Piggly Wiggly where I got me a bottle of the bubbly.  At $3.95 a piece, I kinda regret not grabbin' that second bottle.  Oh well.  So another year's come and gone...
Posted by Elijah on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:02:00 PST

Christmas Cookies

I ain't too proud to admit that I do truly love this time of year.  Picture me with the red Santa hat on.  It's a riot.  I also got me on my favorite Christmas moose sweater. ...
Posted by Elijah on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:32:00 PST

It's gettin' cold out

I heard on the radio them folks in Mizzou and them parts were gettin' a helluva good snow.  Lots of folks without power.  Lots of folks icin' over.  If'n I could make a suggestion...
Posted by Elijah on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST

Thanks to be Giving

It's time to eat that fat bird... Used to be my Grenadine would do all the cooking and trimming and setting the table with them festive plates she ordered out of them holiday catalogs... But that was ...
Posted by Elijah on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:11:00 PST