Subject: FW: Early Dismissal (Little Johnny) |
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turnedin all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the childrenare restless and the teacher decides to have an ea...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:26:00 GMT |
humor -Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies: |
> Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:> > 1 Cup Water> 1 Tsp Baking Soda> 1 Cup Sugar> 1 Tsp Salt> 1 Cup Brown Sugar> 4 Large Eggs> 1 Cup Nuts> 2 Cups Dried Fruit> 1 Bottle...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:13:00 GMT |
humor - drinking |
THINGS THAT ARE
DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN
DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY
DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Specificity2.
Anti-constitutionalistica...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:15:00 GMT |
humor senior citizen test |
It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:42:00 GMT |
ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS |
> > > To> the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown> Savannah> night before last. > > Date:> 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m.> E.S.T. > > I> was the guy wearing the black Bur...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Oct 2009 17:40:00 GMT |
humor - salesman |
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, aglass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Oct 2009 18:47:00 GMT |
Scientists discover deadly secret of Komodo's bite |
Scientists discover deadly secret of Komodo's biteSYDNEY (AFP) The world's largest lizard, the Komodo dragon, has a snake-like venom in its bite which sends victims into shock and stops their blood ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 16:59:00 GMT |
Humor |
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.
Thoughts For Today. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 00:06:00 GMT |
Komodo Dragon in Vegas |
Q:
A big deal is being made about the Komodo dragon at Mandalay Bay's Shark Reef attraction. What is a Komodo dragon and why is it such a major event?
A:The Komodo dragon that arrived at the Shark Re...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:20:00 GMT |
Bubblewrap |
http://www.therightfoot.net/mystuff/whatever/swf/bubblewrap.
swf
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:22:00 GMT |
