I am hot then cold, intimate then distant, hungry, insatiable, irascible, contrary, energetic, a damn good dancer, egocentric AND narcissistic, the list goes on and on...
I can cook, clean, perform feats of strength and agility, am employed, housed, showered, well read, polite (yes ma'am) and can give massages all day long.
Puns rock my world as does self reference and recursion. I am addicted to moving my body and using my mind. I am a glutton and a dedicated friend. I love to write and am an astrology nut. (i can generally compute a chart in my head if the birthday is within a few years of my own).
I have clairvoyant paranoia. I have precognative dissonance. I have many other ways of seeing at my disposal. I have a garbage disposal, dinner plans and dog biscuits. I have many many options and a strong sense that freedom comes from within, where I shall never find it. Freedom is lost, Failure is just around the corner and the only thing that consoles me anymore is the sound of my own voice, and the fact that I don't cut myself shaving as often as I used to, but then again, I don't shave as often I used to either.
If you're into the IM thing try garbhoch on Yahoo or AOL; or adharma on MSN.
I have broken my collarbone, my ribs,a finger, left elbow, my nose, right wrist; been stabbed in the gut; had my toe hacked by a lawn mower; and my right foot peirced by a stingray, hit by cars and even struck by lightning in various harebrained but altogether comedic tragedies that comprise my life.
If I'm perceived as wrong, it's because everyone else has been brainwashed by evil aliens who are intent on taking over the world, and I'm the only one who can stop them.My mom always said, "Christian, you're 1 in a million." Given the current population, there are 6000 of me. God help us all!
