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About Me

We used to be in Junior High and we're still pissed like that. We write songs about some assholes that went to our school.
We make sure, we make you dance.
We make short song with high output.
Make you sweat, all night long**
**Our set is about 45 minutes long at this point, but we'll make your wedding or special event a memorable one. And we won't goop up your stage. Oh also, can we borrow a couple bucks?? Our smoke machines ran out of fog juice.
Here's a typical set list:
Derek is a punk
Kick Chad's head
Derek threw a fucking eraser at me
Let's beat up Chad's dick
Jared is different around girls
Hit Derek in the dick
We fucking suck
Oh Yoko
She charged $25 for a $5 blow
I got hot sauce in my pussy
I got poop on my wedding ring
War-torn Vaginer
Wooden Computer
Don't tell me how to raise my kin

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Member Since: 11/14/2006
Band Members: Diaper Daniels - guitar, sing-song
Don Rubbish - bass, guitar, yelp-yelp
The Fucking Lion - tam-tams, sk-1 beats, mink pelt
Danika - tuba, melodica, sing-song

Booking inquiries can be fucking directed to Diaper Daniels at: [email protected].
Influences: "...Cribshitter calls its music â€˜twang poop,â€™ but thereâ€™s nothing excretory about its surprisingly pleasant experiments in eclectic pop."
- The Onion

"Cribshitter, armed with guitars, tuba, lion mask, and a PowerPoint presentation, is known to lay down some rather nice (if tongue-in-cheek) alt-country tunes it classifies as â€˜twang poop.â€™ In between, it hurls up brief, incoherent bursts of noise and shouting that tend to end before audiences know whatâ€™s going on.â€
- Scott Gordon, The Onion

"...a glorious organized trainwreck - with a tuba."
- Jesse Russell - Dane101

Sounds Like: Smack a snake in its head with a wooden spoon while it is eating garbage. That is what we sound like.
Record Label: Medicated G
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

CD is getting released!

After spending more than 6 years in the studio (on and off) Cribshitter is finally putting the finishing touches on their first full size album. It still needs to be mastered and presse...
Posted by Cribshitter on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:46:00 PST

Still in the godamn stoodio...

Shit is still happening in the stoodio, but fuck man, it's taking it's sweet ass time. You would think a "producer" would want to keep a good word of mouth going around town so he can get more decent...
Posted by Cribshitter on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:51:00 PST

Cribshitter is in the stoodio...

We're finally going in the studio this weekend. Through various financial outlets (parents, Jared's mom) we have managed to secure roughly $6300 to use to record some new material. We have enli...
Posted by Cribshitter on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:34:00 PST

We got our propers from the Onion!

Those funny people at the Onion included Cribshitter on their "Worst Band names of '07" list. See?? : http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/the_worst_band_names_o f_07Thanks to Kyle Ryan for the ...
Posted by Cribshitter on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:54:00 PST

this one band

i know this band that is so indie, they only play in a dark cave. they never come out and will never play in front of anyone but themselves. not even their girlfrens can listen to them.&nb...
Posted by Cribshitter on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:33:00 PST

my buddy jared's dream...

my buddy jared's dream would be to see jonny greenwood and yngwie malmsteen on stage together for a shred-off!! wait! and then flea is on bass too!! yeah!! oh wait...also les claypool!!! y...
Posted by Cribshitter on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:17:00 PST