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Lady Blanche has taken over the body and soul of Tracy Shapiro and is using Tracy's voice and prodigious guitar skills to spread her demented gospel around the world. To fight this atrocity will only prove futile as Lady Blanche has set up a ridiculously powerful (and good looking) army with explicit orders to condemn any opposition to immediate Death by Spanking protocol. So are you gonna mess? Yup....thought so...
You may want to take a minute to reflect upon this momentous transition...I think that it is impossible to really understand the magnitude of what this means for our community, our country, and the human race...
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Lady Blanche is a refreshing new addition to the NYC music scene. She hails most recently from the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. The smell of urine in the street and the impossibility of making rent were consistent themes in her dreams for a brighter future, so never one to deny a dream, Lady Blanche made the move in February 2009. She has assimilated quickly and can be found playing out at venues such as the Sidewalk Cafe, The Delancey, Goodbye Blue Monday, Public Assembly, and many DIY spaces throughout Brooklyn.
"Lady Blanche is singlehandedly responsible for the emergence of the groundbreaking and boundary pushing Elevator Riot Gal movement, which as you surely understand is a pretty huge feat in and of itself. Her music is a melange of punk-twanged Tenacious D-esque compositions, not so ladylike confessionals, and stream of consciousness rambles...She has put the human condition on a pedestal and glorifies it with graceful irreverence, shitbucketloads of heart, and fervent immediacy." - BPE (Best Press Ever!)
August of 2009 will see the release of Lady Blanche's debut album, Totally Awesome and Fine....WAAHHHHH!!!.....Wait what??.....WAHHHHHH!!!!
A totally awesome and fine world domination tour is in the works for early fall....stay tuned for updates!
For booking and other inquiries you can write directly to headquarters at [email protected]
If you want to read some kind words written about Lady Blanche so as to help you describe and or understand her without the strain of generating your own adjectives and or sentence structures, check out Creating the Cool...
If you happen to be addicted to 'THE FACEBOOK', come binge on this!
And....if Lady Blanche just isn't your cup of tea, we kindly suggest checking out the pansy music put out by her nemisis the other tracy.
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