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James 8

i like to picture jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to par

About Me


i design things that go on paper and digital squares, my job is creative so i know how to make good looking things for a living. i have the fuckin coolest dog, i live to ride motorcycles, i can run five miles a day, i can be a fucking asshole.....i’m spontaneous and probably combustible. good natured with debauchery tendencies. i believe in turning mistakes into good things, you must learn from your mistakes, move on. able to sit very very still yet always on the move. i can be very sarcastic. i’m brutally honest, i don’t play games, i make my bed every day, i fold all my clothes and i keep all button shirts and pants on hangers. i have more books then you do. i still believe in unity and peace. i have a good sense of design. i think using cell phones is a bad thing but yet own one. i have some addictive behaviors some better then others. i try and keep my fingernails clean. i have been know to rob banks, i eat meat. i believe in quality over quantity, so i like nice things. i love making a woman feel like a woman and no i am not a player, like i said i don’t play games. i strongly believe in monogamy! one love! i love my job, life should be like art stimulating or beautiful, i thrive on stress. but i’m a cool cat. slightly introverted i’m a bit moody, really really picky. i have opinions. i can fuck your world up if you ever think of fucking with me or anybody i care about. i have been known to kill for my friends. if i am in your corner i will back you up 110% all the way! i always call it like i see it. even when i know i shouldn’t. it has cost me friends and work. but i just gotta be myself. i laugh out loud a lot, i really know how to have a good time. i have been known to be quite funny. i don’t mean to be cruel at times. A tragedy is when i cut my finger... comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - mel brooks. if you take all this seriously without getting to know me , you are one of the people who annoys me.

My Interests



my nephew roman!

i like lots of things...
rockabilly radio on itunes, vespas, motorcycles, friends, meeting new people with all kinds of backgrounds, filthy talkin, NPR, fun, true love, art, photography, anything original, classic anything, speed, individuality, sex, my dog jack, peanut butter, halloween, good times, buddhism, work, running and lifting weights, biking, play, hoodies, mexico, being adventurous, snowboarding, jet skiing, the smell of paint, playing on my 30 inch montor and g5, girls in knee high socks, girls with tatoo’s, anything to do with camping, water, hiking, REI, restoring or working on old/ classic cars, thai iced tea, classic car shows, high fidelity, vintage clothing, suicide girls, comic books, film festivals, astronomy, sleeping in the best bed that i could get, san francisco, collecting vintage bikes, driving fast, indy race/ go carts. cooking and eating all kinds of good food(esp. indian, asian, chinese, thai, steaks, korean, cuban and mexican), puma shoes, ducati’s, silkscreen posters, theaters, 70’s custom vans, punk rock, spirit of 69, hardcore for life, design, architecture, dia de los muertos skulls, road trips, longboard surfing, custom hot rods, the ocean, the mountains, the desert, the pursuit of happiness, fresh clean air and lucious green nature.

things i don’t like: cell phones, hypocrites, pessimist, narcissism, paranoia, inconsiderate people, office jobs, girls who don’t like themselves, people who are late, liars, people who stop caring, things said at the wrong time, birthdays, real hot days anything over 90 sucks, boring people, people with bad attitudes, materialistic peoples, people who don’t believe in second chances, people who don’t want to try new things, people who don’t like change, people who are looking for sugar daddy’s, people who use people, people who don’t come through, the word hate, the word regret, dwelling on the past and people who expect things for nothing.

I'd like to meet:

i don’t like most people. in fact if your under 21, don’t watch comedy central time to time or SNL on the regular or you voted for bush. i probably will not like you at all..... who really gives a rats ass if i don’t accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. don’t send me another request or message asking “what’s up?” i don’t want you as a friend or i just don’t care, that’s what’s up! and if you must be my friend so bad how about sending me a little note before you send the request...give me a little heads up.. and god forbid if you post a lame dick comment on my page like “thanks for add” you will be deleted. have a little fucking imagination. where did you grow up? in a cardboard box? unless your mad cool or really hot. than i really don’t wanna know you. i wanna meet cool people with interesting things to say, second girls “...if you’re alive you’ve got to flap your arms and legs, you’ve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at the very least think noisy and colorfully, or you’re not alive.”-Mel Brooks... what a guy. anyway i like sarcastic girls, i like girls with spunk, smart girls, funny girls (not you barbara), girls with opinions, girls who have individuality, girls who are artistic, girls with hobbies, girls with band-aids on their knees from playing the cello or skateboarding, skinned elbows are nice also, hope you like to snowboard and skate whatever, i think glasses are sexy, i think knee highs are sexy. i like to tell and hear jokes, girls that read, girls that like to have fun. mmmmm. IF YOUR A BAND OR SOME OTHER LOSER TRYING TO ADVERTISE. THIS IS A PREEMPTIVE GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE. DON’T SUBJECT ME TO YOUR BULLSHIT. I’M NOT INTERESTED. YOU FEEL ME? AND TOM FROM MYSPACE IS NOT MY FRIEND. SO STOP ADDING YOURSELF TO MY PAGE. STILL WANNA BE MY FRIEND? what the hell is wrong with you? most IMPORTANT if you if you take all this seriously i defiantly don’t want to meet you!!!

Music:

“bouncing souls” all the way! true believers for life!
band of horses, tv on the radio, the futureheads, the rentals, decoder ring, les savy fav, laura, say anything, the pleased, arcade fire, silversun pickups, minus the bear, r.l. burnside, mewithoutYou, tegan and sara, big black, sham69, youth of today, farside, NOFX, samiam, operation ivy, jawbox, judge, schlong, clash, gorilla biscuits, explosions in the sky, the twilight transmission, desendents, naked raygun, modest mouse, fugazi, jawbreaker, make up, yeah yeah yeahs, the jesus and mary chain, interpol, liars, kruder & dorfmeister, thievery corporation, portishead, boards of canada, fatlip, kurtis blow, mos def, cut chemist, nightmares, dj krush, shotmaker, mission Of burma, green day, unwound, burning airlines, rites of spring, sunny day real estate, side by side, pitchfork, quicksand, rainer maria, the jesus lizard, cap’n jazz, hawthorne heights, appleseed cast, doves, blur, sleater-kinney, wilco, starsailor, death cab for cutie, keane, naked raygun, spoon, red house painters, the flaming lips, kings of convenience, eels, air, jet, blur, mazzy star, morrissey, broken social scene, pink floyd, sonic youth, stereolab, radiohead, BS2000, the jon spencer blues explosion, bauhaus, the donnas, the mooney suzuki, bikini kill, the hives, the walkmen, dag nasty, sharkey, paris texas, cornelius, cut copy, the postal service, social distortion, mates of state, bad brains, the thermals, neko case, john wikes booze, boss hog, zwan, black cat, electroocute, antony & the johnsons, desmond dekker, hank williams, johnny cash, le tigre, madness, the national, sigur ros, and yo la tengo.

Movies:

burton, lynch, kubrick, svankmajer, quay, hertzfeldt, gilliam, wim wenders, gus van sant, ridley scott, fellini, tarantino, soderbergh, aronofsky, mathew barney, chris cunningham
smokin’ aces, the departed, borat, life aquatic with steve zissou, requiem for a dream, delicatessen, walk the line, mi familia, little miss sunshine, metropolis, motorcycle diaries, coffee and cigarettes, true romance, harold and maude, y tu mama tambien, bronx tales, spinal tap, cinema paradiso, shawshank redemption, the saddest music in the world, adaptation, dead poets society, goonies, royal tennenbaums, friday night lights, fight club, lord of the rings, dogma, the graduate, anything ala david lynch, tim burton or kubrick, amelie, say anything, the virgin suicides, mystic river, fog of war, american movie, blue velvet, mulholland drive, naked gun, love liza, city of gods, 21 grams, meet the fockers, adaption, donnie brasco, city of lost children, anything wes anderson, anything christopher guest, old and new cusack movies, supersize me, life is beautiful, the last butterfly, 24th hour, 12 monkeys, waynes world, bowling for columbine, bill and ted 1 &; 2, cult classics, k-pax, i am sam, the original parent trap, bye bye birdie, cry baby, hairspray, every cheech and chong movie, pee wee’s big adventure and big top pee wee, ernest flicks, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, lost in translation, office space waking life, breakfast club, memento, like water for chocolate, magnolia, eyes wide shut, eraserhead, big lebowski, office space, killing zoe, fear and loathing in las vegas, snatch, scotland, pa, o brother where art thou, twin peaks fire walk with me, cabinet of dr caligari, nosferatu (original), run lola run, twilight of the cockroaches, my neighbor totoro, carnival of souls, ed wood movies, resevoir dogs, high fidelity, reconstruction, big fish, fahrenheit 9/11, godfather I &; II, kill bill, napoleon dynamite,cheesy 50s sci fi, horror, gamera, night of the living dead, usual suspects, sid &; nancy, pretty much anything, cheesy 80s movies, horror movies, no retreat no surrender; just one of the guys, texas chain saw massacre, wow i can’t think of all of them.

Television:



television’s are ment for movies only! kill the t.v.!!or you will get a FAT ASS!

if you don’t like change, you’re going to like irrelevance even less.

Books:

where do i start!! i have over 1000 books! mostly art books. think and grow rich by napoleon hill, i’m reading & researching anything about zombies- i’m reading max brooks (son of mel brooks) book: ‘the zombie survival guide’, I also dig comic books, like optic nerve, love and rockets, anything by daniel clowes...yeah....oh and anything about astronomy! i also collect and enjoy reading old retro/ vintage literature and magazines and booklet’s from the 40’s and 50’s.. hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, greek mythology, religious and spiritual studies and writings.

Heroes:

people who create something that never has been done, style, music, art, food, words, what ever! anyone who isn’t afraid to stand up and define themselves in the face of adversity; who can shine above --and triumph: this is a hero.