jamie lou retton

i am partially deaf due to rocking so very loudly for so very long...ly. i will eat almost anything except sausage, due to puking post-consumption when i was little. once when i was little, i puked up pizza when i had a migraine, but i got over that the next day. i can now comfortably eat 2 entire pizzas a week, on average. i know...i overcome hurdles in my life with what appears to be the greatest of ease, right? what can i say? i'm amazing. i crochet more than your grandma. i waste more food than i would like. i also eat more food than i need. i love shoes (and own more than my fair share), but wear the same ones everyday. i sass a lot in real-life, and if you could hear my thoughts, you'd say it was nothing. my fingers aren't straight and sometimes i'd rather sleep in than shower in the morning. i think that's all the important things you need to know...