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Bro. Jeremiah Loudenphat

Git Yore Ass to Church!!

About Me

In addition to being a Pastor, Preacher, Evangelist, Singer, Songwriter, Radio and TV personality, Life Coach, Humanitarian, Philanthropist, Entertainer, Author, Speaker, Husband, Father, Brother, Mason, Republican, Philosopher, Theologian, Entrepaneur, Healer, Statesman, Pundit, Pugilist, Pentecostal, Bishop, Apostle, Prophet, Apostate, Businessman, Saint, and all around special person, Brother Jeremiah Loudenphat is the premiere Televangelist and Demonologist alive today. He holds the world's record for fast draw evangelism, saving a heathen man from hell in only 4.3 seconds using only half a Bible verse from Obadiah. Trained at the Benny Hinn Beauty School of Orlando and teaching at the Robert Tilton School of Holy Spiritology (correspondence) Brother Loudenphat also preaches at the Burning Infidel Full Baptist Assembly in Marlboro County, SC off of Highway 9 on the frontage road, when he is not on traveling revival tour or on a mission trip to non-extradition Columbia. (Brother Loudenphat is fluent in Columbanese.) Loudenphat Ministries operates from a mobile location and broadcasts an unregistered signal. This should be rectified soon, but the IRS refuses to cooperate. Brother Loudenphat is often joined by his wife, Joy (it used to be Joyce, but she had trouble with the spelling) and his son Junior. He once sang as a duet with his first wife, Fluffy, but she was a bit independent minded, and unfortunately she had to be put down. Brother cut his gospel teeth on the Southern Gospel circuit, singin with Country Church and the Ministers' Quartet. After his stint with the Minister's Quartet, he had an extended engagement at a South Carolina Justice Facility, and God called him to preach once that engagement ended.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/9/2006
Band Website: your on it
Band Members: Brother Jeremiah Loudenphat, Mrs. Joy Loudenphat, Junior, Larwell Vermillion - master of ceremonies, and our old foe Satan, just so we can kick his fanny. .... .. width="425" height="350" ..
Influences: Marjoe Gortner, Benny Hinn, Robert Tilton, Rod Parsley, Jimmy Swaggert, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Creflo Dollar, Joel Osteen, Paul and Jan Crouch, Jack Van Impe and the seductress Rexella, Tim LaHaye, Oral Roberts and Carman.
Sounds Like: a busload of demons being burnt alive by the righteous fire of the hyperbolic anointing! .. width="425" height="350" ..
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Jerry Falwell Goes to Heaven!! Doesn't Like God!!

New Jerusalem (Evangelion Press) - May 16, 2007 The Rev. Jerry Falwell ascended to heaven yesterday after his alleged assassination by a teletubbie terrorist organization.  He was 73. However, ea...
Posted by Bro. Jeremiah Loudenphat on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:56:00 PST

Ted Haggard is Innocent!

The minions of Satan are loose again in the National Leftist Media!  In an attempt to make all God's children into tutu wearing homersezuals, they have attacked a truly rightemous man of God!&nbs...
Posted by Bro. Jeremiah Loudenphat on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST