About Me
In addition to being a Pastor, Preacher, Evangelist, Singer, Songwriter, Radio and TV personality, Life Coach, Humanitarian, Philanthropist, Entertainer, Author, Speaker, Husband, Father, Brother, Mason, Republican, Philosopher, Theologian, Entrepaneur, Healer, Statesman, Pundit, Pugilist, Pentecostal, Bishop, Apostle, Prophet, Apostate, Businessman, Saint, and all around special person, Brother Jeremiah Loudenphat is the premiere Televangelist and Demonologist alive today. He holds the world's record for fast draw evangelism, saving a heathen man from hell in only 4.3 seconds using only half a Bible verse from Obadiah. Trained at the Benny Hinn Beauty School of Orlando and teaching at the Robert Tilton School of Holy Spiritology (correspondence) Brother Loudenphat also preaches at the Burning Infidel Full Baptist Assembly in Marlboro County, SC off of Highway 9 on the frontage road, when he is not on traveling revival tour or on a mission trip to non-extradition Columbia. (Brother Loudenphat is fluent in Columbanese.) Loudenphat Ministries operates from a mobile location and broadcasts an unregistered signal. This should be rectified soon, but the IRS refuses to cooperate. Brother Loudenphat is often joined by his wife, Joy (it used to be Joyce, but she had trouble with the spelling) and his son Junior. He once sang as a duet with his first wife, Fluffy, but she was a bit independent minded, and unfortunately she had to be put down. Brother cut his gospel teeth on the Southern Gospel circuit, singin with Country Church and the Ministers' Quartet. After his stint with the Minister's Quartet, he had an extended engagement at a South Carolina Justice Facility, and God called him to preach once that engagement ended.
