General Mayhem, Starting Trouble, Stirring the Pot, Cutting the Cheese, Stopping Traffic, Causing Accidents, Porno with a Plot and Unpredictable Climax
All of our fans who have stuck with us over the years! All the bartenders that served us, the dope dealers that shorted our bags, the waitresses that slept with us, the comedy club owners that underpaid us, the shit-bags that steal our material, the chick that gave Jonathan "The Rash That Won't go Away", and any children we may have sired and don't know about! Get Ready for some Insane Magic that will make those "Street" guys wish they had a stage, and some snot blow'n Comedy that is sick, childish, immature, prankish and yet refined and sophisticated from us doing this crazy shit for so many years! And Kozak would like to meet a woman that will fuck only him and not the rest of the world when he is on the road.
Polka
David Copperfield in Terror Train...Funniest Shit We Have Ever Seen!
David Blaine Specials When He Does Stupid Fucking Shit Like Hold His Breath
Milton Berle's Dirty Jokes
Carl Ballentine