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Penny

Funny spunkygal

About Me

I love comedy. To laugh and to make people laugh. My philosophy.

Love Jim Carey. Wizard of Oz and Tennis. All at the same time!

I have done stand-up for the last 15 years and am now a working comic in Las Vegas, baby (and no, not a working girl)!!!!

I don't drink, smoke, take drugs (does heroine count as a drug?) gamble, or swear at cops. Ahhh, Vegas is the place for me.

Have two cats and 8 bunnies(they live outside and are all fixed), Love P F Changs ,love to see movies!!And love doing unexpected physical comedy. And when people dance with or without music....so funny! Oh and if I add you as a friend, PLEASE don't thank me! That's so weird!
Also, I have a website SpunkyTheClown.net

My Interests

Tennis, movies, playing piano, owning a small interest in Starbucks, music, finding great sushi and a million dollars just sitting in front of my door addressed to me from..annonymous! Oh yeah!
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I'd like to meet:

Jim Carey, Madonna, Terrence Howard, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Orlando Bloom, Angelina Jolie, Liza Minelli, Madonna, Jenny McCarthy, Oprah, David Alan Grier,Conan O'Brien, Carol Burnette, and more Funny people!If the question was; who do you wish you could meet(alive or dead) My Mom when she was in her 20's. And my Dad too... Why Did You Leave Me? on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Music:

70's, R & B, soul, Jimmy Buffet, James Taylor, Jason Mraz, Beth Hart, James Morrison, Josh Stone, Corinne Bailey Rey, India Arie,Gavin DeGraw,Justin Timberlake, Snoop, &Loads more!!!!!

Movies:

Wizard of Oz,Fletch, Indiana Jones, Amalie, Sixth Sense, Terminator 1, Did I say Fletch,Fifth Element,Total Recall,Equilibrium, Overboard, Basic Instinct,Sparkle, The Mighty Quinn, Hustle and Flow , The Bodyguard, Dangerous Beauty,True Lies, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, Notorious,(adore Alfred Hitchcock)Most of Bruce Willis' movies. And Drew Barrymore movies.

Television:

Punk'd (LOVE it!),Men in Trees, Heroes, Crossing Jordan,Dexter, Boston Legal, Chuck, Funniest Moments and when it's off!

Books:

Replay, Seperate Peace,Odd Thomas, Dean Koontz rocks and everything Michael Connolley writes!

Heroes:

Oprah, my best friend Andrea, Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Tom Cruise!(I don't care what anyone says, he is an awesome person!!!!)Martin Luther King, Lincoln, and people who come from nothing and make it. I always cry happy tears when I read this and get that lump in my throat then I can't eat for days and then I loose weight and so that makes them even more my heroes!!!!

My Blog

Saddest day

I think it's the saddest day of my life. My darling Stormy died. And I watched him dying while I took him to the vet. Save all the hideous details, he had heart failure and his lungs were filled with ...
Posted by Penny on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:14:00 PST

liking something

One thing I will never get with friends, boyfriends, family, whenever you love something soooo much , the natural instinct of one is to NOT like it because you do! I do it myself. The more something ...
Posted by Penny on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:16:00 PST

Uncross your arms!

If you cross your arms, I don;t care what you say,it is body language and in my book it says "Hi, I 'm uncomfortable and you are?"And if you don't like a girl don't lead her on just because you don't ...
Posted by Penny on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:49:00 PST

Pet Peeve 2

There ,they're and their are NOT the same thing!!!!There is a cat in the hat.Their cat is in the hat! They're(as in they are) not going outside in the storm.I don't get it! Basic grammar! Naturally, ...
Posted by Penny on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:15:00 PST

Pet Peeve 1

There is no X in especially!!!!!! That is all I have to say!
Posted by Penny on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:07:00 PST

My first movie!

I finally finished editing my first mini-movie!!! Yahoo!! 3 hours for three minutes! But time flew and I loved loved loved it! And naturally to me, this is the greatest mini movie ever made but of cou...
Posted by Penny on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:22:00 PST

Drugs

I just got some medication for my bladder(I know...Yummy) and I had to sign this paper that said may cause vomitting, hair loss, diarhea, pregnancy(OK I made that one up but may as well), fainting spe...
Posted by Penny on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:29:00 PST

cologne

One thing   that  I realllllllly realllllllllllllllly love is cologne on men. I know not all women do and not all men wear it and of course there is that fine line when i...
Posted by Penny on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:39:00 PST

Stonegirl

I wish I was made of stone sometimes. That no matter what ,no one could affect me, yet I  could still be loving and supportive yet be stonegirl. That would be my cartoon character. Although, and ...
Posted by Penny on Sun, 28 May 2006 02:11:00 PST

thank goodness for friends!

Well, this is my first blog, not sure if anyone reads this but here goes: I wish I was more organized with all my paperwork. I can be so unlazy(is that  a word?) in so many other areas but when i...
Posted by Penny on Thu, 25 May 2006 01:47:00 PST