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The Uptons

...IT'S KIND OF LIKE SHOWTUNES ON STEROIDS..

About Me

Jeremy played on a baseball team with Dooley when they were ten years old. They didn't talk to each other except when Jeremy made fun of Dooley's unnecessary flip-up sunglasses. Joe's upbringing was balanced between the lawfullness and justice from the cops in his family, and the party-hard antics of Uncle "T". ( On a sidenote, make sure you shave before meeting Uncle T, otherwise he will call you a child-molester, a terrorist or both.....YET HE HAS A WALRUS MUSTACHE)Jay is not a big guy, but can probably eat most of you under the table. I've seen this timid guy dominate 2 full meals and an appetizer at Denny's in under a half-hour. Jay and Dooley went to highschool together, Jeremy and Joe went to highschool together. They all went/are going to college together. They all are avid skin-flute players.Jeremy is allergic to peanuts and strawberies, which clearly indicates he is weaker than the other members of the band who do not have allergies..(especially Dooley)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/6/2006
Band Members: Jeremy - Guitar, Vox;Dooley - Guitar, Vox;Joe - Drums, Whoa's, Yeah's;Jay - Bass, Rouge Dead Guy Ale 64oz. Drinker
Influences: Lot's of punk rock. Fast, melodic punk rock.Other random influences: White Castle, Peeing in golf holes, Beer, Cigarettes, Fires, Blowing up lawnmowers, Icees, Chicago, Mullets, Napalm bombs, Jump rope with car air pump hose, Crazy OCD guy at the Mobile at the O'hare Oasis of off I294, Knife Show, Orchestra fight music, 98.7 FM
Sounds Like: When birds make love.
Record Label: D.I.Y..by default
Type of Label: None

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Hearye! Hearye!

Hey everybody. The demo is up take a listen and enjoy.      
Posted by The Uptons on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:12:00 PST