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Sean Jean

Call me Scotty, cause girl I'm bout to beam up

About Me

"Everything is good in leaving the hands of the Creator of things; everything degenerates in the hands of man." You know who said that? Me, baby. Me. Let's hook up and listen to some roccoco! I ride dirty, son!

My Interests

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all...day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.

I'd like to meet:

Ladies.

Music:

I was at one time an aspiring rapper. Check my Second Discourse for these lyrics: I got lyrics that wake up spirits They told me how to make big hits and spend digits Can you dig it? You fed, you dead, see red My lead, yo head, I fed Like you shit I got rhymes push that shit like weight

Movies:

Anything featuring DMX and/or Steven Seagal.

Television:

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle. 106 and Park.

Books:

A Night without Armor. Welcome to the Terrordome: The Pain, Politics, and Promise of Sports.

Heroes:

Mr. Wendel. Jiggaman. Noble Savages.

My Blog

Friday poem, 1-4.

I remember sandy gave me a hand.Now Im known as the maniac manLooking and searching for a shred of proofKnowing any time this world could go poofNow what might happen without me knowinThats why I find...
Posted by Sean Jean on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:28:00 PST

Friday poem, 11-30.

Aw yeah, I jumped in the F-trainBut wait a minute, we gotta hit the store manI got to get some gum and some Tic-Tac'sTwo tall cans and a packet of Blackjack'sWe got the goods, now we're headin for the...
Posted by Sean Jean on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:10:00 PST

Friday poem, 11-16.

Girl ur booty so swoleHow u get them jeans around itGirl ur booty so swoleWhy u think I'm singin bout itHit it hard from the backand then I go to sleep and dream about itIts like that ass is crack the...
Posted by Sean Jean on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:44:00 PST

Friday poem, 11-2.

To all the ladies in the place with style and graceAllow me to lace these lyrical douches, in your bushesWho rock grooves and make moves with all the mommiesThe back of the club, sippin Moet, is where...
Posted by Sean Jean on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 10:40:00 PST

Friday poem, 10-12.

Hey yo, hickory dickory dock I'm under the Brooklyn block yesWho's the next to testify and try and penetrate the vestDiggatie do re me fa so la ti do I drop back my prozacI take it in track and give i...
Posted by Sean Jean on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:01:00 PST

Friday poem, 9-28.

And gimme some of your butter pecan Put it right there on tip of my tongue, hold itRight jeeeahCuz baby, if I bite youI bet you like itFrench Vanilla's a hell of a flavor for meWith strawberries, two ...
Posted by Sean Jean on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:06:00 PST

Friday poem, 9-21.

I need a bitch to hold my stash, a bitch to give me some assAnd when I'm on the run I need a hoe to send me some cashI'm a ball 'til I fall and that's the first rightI need a bitch to watch my house w...
Posted by Sean Jean on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:13:00 PST

Au Revoir, Passions.

Dear reader, I write this message with a heavy heart.  Since Passions ended it glorious run, your friend J.-J. has struggled to find a productive way to spend his afternoons.  Before, he wou...
Posted by Sean Jean on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:30:00 PST

Au Revoir, Brit.

Dear Mlle. Spears, I once offered to care for your children, especially young Jayden James--J. J.  I thought they had the potential to be Emiles.  But now, after your singularly disappointin...
Posted by Sean Jean on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:03:00 PST

My first time

Dear reader, I was always into music, as many of you know.  At times I made my living as a transcriber, I wrote articles on music for Diderot's Encyclopedia, and of course, there's my well-known ...
Posted by Sean Jean on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:33:00 PST