Ravnostic profile picture

Ravnostic

Alcohol: the lubricant that makes the mind glide easy...

About Me

Just an everyday guy in an everyday world.
If you send a friend add, please send an introduction first; I'd like to be introduced before adding strangers to my friends list.
About my blogging--I'm not a formula blogger. I post what may be the most varied blog in myspace (no guarantees, mind you, but it IS diverse). So if you're going to subscribe because you liked my humor, understand I'm not always funny. If you're going to subscribe because you like my life stories, understand I don't always have a life. If you're going to subscribe because of my poetry--seek help. Now. If you're going to subscribe because I'm a sex-crazed homo...well, you got me there. Subscribe (by clicking the banner below.)
Feel free to add my banner to your page (which will lead to my profile):
You can also post one like this:

to send them directly into subscribing to my blog:
Comments from top bloggers about me:
Regarding my Fellatio Friday blogs, Awesome Zara says: "You had me at 'suck seed', hehe"
Regarding this picture
she says: "That is quite possibly the funniest fucking default that I've seen all year." (thanks to Face Down for the photoshop!
Click here for her site:
Will Entrekin says "Straight guys' girlfriends should consider Ravvy's Fellatio Friday blogs required reading. Their application of these techniques will make men happy."
Subscribe to Will's blog by clicking this:
Suzz The Bullsh*t Slayer decided a pic was worth a thousand words:
I tend to agree!
Click her banner to subscribe:
Deana Dammit! says "I blog because I have so much fun... with very little talent.Rusty blogs because he is one HELL of a great writer!"
Click Deana's banner to visit her profile:
I was also the first runner-up for this contest:
Oh, and if you want to chat and I'm not around, you can chat with my bot, Ravnostibot, here . Have fun with it, that's why it's there.
body ..[if IE 6] ..[endif]--

MackSays{'Don't change the following unless you're comfortable with what it does.'} td, tr, input{background-color:transparent; border:0px;} MackSays{'This is the middle section of the background'} table{background-color:transparent; border:0px} MackSays{'This sets up the tables'} table table, textarea {background-color:transparent; border:0px} MackSays{'the headlines'} table table table, input{border: 2px outset ghostwhite; background-color:transparent} MackSays{'the bodies'} table table table table{border:0px; background-color:transparent;}
Technorati Profile ..[if IE 6] ..[endif]--

Enter a ton of text or whatever here.

My Interests

Writing, astronomy, the outdoors, and blowjobs. Not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

This guy didn't send me a pic with 'Ravnostic' or 'Smooches on your pink parts' as I requested, but he did send me his shirtless pic, and I'm the first gay guy he's honored by doing so, so I'm throwing him in here too. He probably only did it cuz he's half a world away and thus out of my range......and introducing one of my newest readers, full of scathing wit and humor drier than the Sahara, I give you aph. Click his banner to subscribe:..
..I'm not sure why, but I'd like to meat this fellow also. Click the pic for his profile.

Music:

Music is good. None of that porn-stuff music though. It distracts me from the pink part action.

Movies:

I loathe movie theaters. Can anyone tell me what happened to plot-lines? It used to be only porn didn't require plots. That seems to have changed.

Television:

Yes, I have one of these.

Books:

I read almost as often as I write. Too much to list here, I'm afraid (well, I'm not afraid, I just don't want to bore you--you've never heard of these books, anyway.)

Heroes:

I like Heroes--it's a great show. Funny how myspace gives a TV show it's own category to post my opinion about, isn't it?

My Blog

Blog-b-q post show!! [update 9:30am PST]

Well here we are in Sunny Cali-for-nye-aya, ready for the festivities to begin.  It was quite an adventure getting here, no trip can be complete without a broken down car stranded down on the sid...
Posted by Ravnostic on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:19:00 PST

Embracing my heterosexuality

I was reading the local editorials at www.azcentral.com today, and ran across this letter: Regarding "A Birmingham for gays" (Opinions, Tuesday): I find it incredible that syndicated columnist Leonard...
Posted by Ravnostic on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:12:00 PST

Blog-b-que this Saturday!!

For those not in the know, Teacher with a 'Tude hosts a get together with her hubby William Daniel's Voice every three months or so.  This started last July, and they are a hoot. It's t...
Posted by Ravnostic on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:21:00 PST

The Last Word in Writing [updated w/excerpts]

If you have my phone number and haven't done so, please call my cell phone--the old one took a dump and I've lost my address book--so if you don't call me, I can't call you. __________________________...
Posted by Ravnostic on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:07:00 PST

New Cell Phone. Need Help.

Call me. I have lost my old phone and had to get a new one. Same number. I need you to call or text me now so that I can get your number back. Especialy Marge, Laeo, Kerry, Will E., Kevin Freakin', Al...
Posted by Ravnostic on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:12:00 PST

The Thot Plickens...[update to WTF Tom post]

See below for update So I went back to Beau's blog to see if he responded to my comment. I knew I was on page 2, so I just popped on over to check (he hadn't--that's not the point, bear with me.)...
Posted by Ravnostic on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:36:00 PST

Happy Trails--for You and Me!!

It's time.  Really, it is. Even if you didn't know it.I'm just a tad pissed off at this whole Metrosexual thing.  I want MEN!  REAL MEN.Not them shaved clean, feminized, homo-genized, glazed-over nell...
Posted by Ravnostic on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:14:00 PST

Up with Cavemen

Myspace has been royally fùcked lately, in case you haven't noticed. I took off the 'Friends Only' thing on my blog--yet when I try to post a comment on my own blog I still get the occasional 'you mus...
Posted by Ravnostic on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:42:00 PST

When bad hair happens to good bloggers--Updated with haircut pics

See below original post for update. I was talking to Deana, dammit! the other day, about the whole 'Please unsubscribe to this blog' thing (which, by the way, got rid of 25 slacker readers, contr...
Posted by Ravnostic on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:02:00 PST

My 70's, Shown Chapter 8: The Jenny Story

You were introduced to Jenny back in Chapter 6.  Jenny is a person in my life who spanes all my life-blog series; she makes appearances here, but also in my 'Tweens' years series (of which I have...
Posted by Ravnostic on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST