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Evil Genius

About Me

I swear I'm thinking of something good to put here.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people with anything interesting to say...and I don't mean "interesting" like, "I think aliens procreated with Jesus and that's where we all come from" interesting.
I'd like to meet famous people with whom I have real interests in common. And they don't even have to be hot or want my body. I would love to find out that Stephen King was in my WoW guild. Or that The Rock can't get enough of my blogs. You know...cool stuff like that.
And I think I want to meet the guy who wrote that movie Dragon Wars...so I can punch him in the face.

My Blog

Im so into you but Im way too smart for you

That's not my favorite line from the song...but it's probably the most fitting.  Just ask anyone who knows me...the ego runs the evil.If you've never heard of Jonathon Coulton, he's a singer-songwrite...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:12:00 GMT

Brain...hurts...

So I've been wanting to write a screenplay for some time now.  In it, I'd like to propose a causal relationship between the Queen of England and the plot to assassinate Abraham Lincoln.Oh wait......
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:47:00 GMT

Exercising your rights

Tomorrow is a big day.  Or it's another normal day with an added adventure.  Or it's yet another day marking your slogging journey from one meaningless point on the big graph of life to the ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:55:00 GMT

I make a rich woman beg, Ill make a good woman steal (lyrics by George Thorogood)

I am willing to wager that I can make it appear as though I've had an extensive and interesting few weeks...when in reality most of my time has been spent playing video games.Not that this isn't a use...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:35:00 GMT

Im just a weary pilgrim trying to find what feels like home (lyrics by Dolly Parton)

Does it bother anyone else that there is such a thing as "Legally Blonde: The Musical?"Did we need that?It seems like I couldn't have picked a better time of year to give myself some "time off." ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:01:00 GMT

Rollin down Rodeo with a shotgun...(lyrics by Rage Against the Machine)

Welcome to Rock-tober.I love listening to the hard stuff in the airport...it helps me reach that proper mental and physical attitude I always seem to need in crowded places.  That "Get the F out ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:22:00 GMT

The oaks are just too greedy, we will make them give us light (lyrics by Rush)

I mean...Saw 5?Really?  Do we need a Saw 5?  Were the voices of movie-goers raised in cacophonous demanding for a new adventure in the long since fallen into disrepair and embarrassment Saw ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:08:00 GMT

Where the banshees live and they do live well...(lyrics by Spinal Tap)

For all of you chicken lovers...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:59:00 GMT

From the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen...(lyrics by Cat Stevens)

First off...go Chargers!  Even if I did have to stay up until midnight to watch it.  Although to be honest it beats the year I was in Greenland and had to stay up until 2 in the morning to s...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:29:00 GMT

All my rowdy friends...(lyrics by Hank Williams Jr.)

It's 840 and Monday Night Football is just starting.  This living on the east coast makes watching my beloved Chargers a little bit difficult.  I guess I'd better take advantage of not havin...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:42:00 GMT