SCREAMINUGLY

WHO THE FACK IS SCREAMINUGLY………Well look in me pics you arsehole, that’s me, the ‘orrible mouth you is listening to now......................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ......................................... AND BY THE WAY.........IM GETTING ENGAGED TO AN 'ORRIBLE OLD COW CALLED JANET....................................................... .................................... ONLY ONE PROBLEM.........SHE LIKES TO SHIT .........NOT REALLY INTO BROWN GAMES MESELF........BUT I'M ALWAYS CONSIDRATIVE, AND I ALWAYS MAKE SURE SHES SHITS FIRST.................COS ONCE I HAS SHIT.............I HAS TO REST FOR AN HOUR LIKE........................................................ ............................................................ .......................................IS YOU BORED WITH READING THIS RUBBISH YET?........................................................ ............................…………………………†¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€ ¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦NO ? RIGHT THEN...WHO ID LIKE TO MEET........................................................ ................................................Johnny Rotten, cos ...well you work it out like, ...............Elvis, so we can discuss his last shit, ………….God, so we can discuss Elvis,………Mother nature, so we can re-create God,……Then God again, with his new powers like, so we can re-create the ugly little shit that I am………………and then …………...all the other ‘orrible, ugly little shits on this ‘orrible, fucked up planet……… who like to FACKIN…. PARTY………… BRING IT ON MAN………COS I GOT MOSH PIT FEVER LIKE YOU WOULDN’T FACKIN BELIEVE………………AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA………………………………………⠀¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â €¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â €¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦....... ....................................................THE SCREAMINUGLY’S………JUST A BUNCH OF NO-BODIES………JUST FACKIN LOSERS………………….FAT, UGLY, SMELLY, DISGUSTIN, LITTLE SHITS THAT YOU WOULDN’T CROSS THE STREET TO VOMIT ON……………… …………………………………………………… …………………………………………………… …………………………………………………… …………………………………………………… …………………………………………………… …………………….................................... ...................................................WHO I WANTS TO BE….....…………………………………………†¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦ chokin susans fackin microphone……..spits on me fackin head ya bitch hahahahaha luuuuuuuurvs...ya………………….………………… …………………………………………………… …………………………………………………… ………………………………………............... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .........................OK...THE ALBUM........IF YOU IS SICK ENOUGH TO WANT IT, JUST CLICK ON THE LINK ABOVE THIS BLURB LIKE AND WE'LL SEND YOU THE PROPER JOB CD THROUGH THE POST LIKE..........AND IF YOU ASKS US NICELY, WE'LL SCRATCH SHIT OUT OF IT FOR YA, SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAS BEEN A FAN FOR SOME TIME LIKE...OR IF YOU IS A TIGHT FISTED MOTHER FACKER, JUST GO TO WWW.SCREAMINUGLY.COM AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE TRACKS FOR LIKE £3.00 , BUT THEN YOU DOESNT GET THE COVER OR THE BOX AN WHEN YA STOOPID 'I POD' THING GOES ON THE BLINK, YOU'RE FACKED ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .....................................OH AND BY THE WAY, IF YOU IS INTO SCREAMINUGLY MUSIC.........YOU WILL BE LOVED BY ALL SCREAMINUGLY FANS FOREVER, COS YOU IS FAMILY NOW...............BUT IF YOU IS INTO HOUSE, GARAGE, ACID, HIP HIP, FLIP FLOP, OR ANY OTHER SHITE LIKE THAT......YOU WILL BE LOVED BY A PILE OF BELL ENDS FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY........................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................EVERYTHING SCREAMINUGLY HATES...Well this pretty much has to be the ‘marketing machine’. Oh yeah, that thing that them companies use to sell us ridiculous shit that we can’t afford, don’t need, and just so we can keeps up with people we don’t like! It’s everywhere……………................................... ............................................................ ......................MUSIC.............. I is so sick of being told how massive the new release is of the next boy band is before I’ve even heard it like! I’d like to make up me own mind like. How can a record be massive if it aint been released yet? And then there are all the fake awards that go to all the new acts. We wasnt asked to vote like, so who does? ............................................................ ............................................................ ...............FASHION............... Designer jeans. Oh yeah,…. I aint got a pair, don’t wanna a pair and vomit on all the losers whos got them. They has all been ripped off like. Lets face it, they is made so they don’t fit like, they got fake ground in dirt all over them like, and they got fackin fake rips everywhere like. The marketing machine has gone an made something thats impossible to complain about, and you is bein ridiculously overcharged to look like an arsehole!................................................... ............................................................ ........................REALITY TV .............. Oh for facks sake.. what’s wrong with you all like?. Why is you all sitting there watching TV about nothing? Big brother is just a freak show that somehow got you all hooked. Let’s face it, you is sitting at home watching a show about a gang of bored people like, who if they was allowed a telly in the house, would be watching it themselves like! Then they goes an makes another program about the making of big brother, then another one about the winner, an their family if they is enough of a spectacle, and so on like. If you wanna to see some nutters, go an look in your own street. Now it’s all gone one step further like, an been followed by all the x factor ‘idol’ type game shows. If you is gonna make it like, do it with some style like. Don’t go puttin yourself up for the cameras, only to be squashed to make a 5 second clip in a TV show. You must realise by now, they don’t give a shit about the winner, what they want are the idiots, the tears, and the hopelessly untalented morons to fill half an hour of TV space. ............................................................ ............................................................ .........THE BIKINI SQUAD.............. All them girly bands out there that aint actually a band. They don’t play anything. They’re just a marketed bunch of bathroom singers, very carefully produced, and encouraged to perform soft porn to pop songs on video. Who’s idea was that then eh?? No self respecting boy on the planet is interested in their music like, so who are they targeting? It’s only like 8-13 year old girls who like it, and with all the paedophiles out there, it aint really a good idea to encourage that age group of girls to dress and dance like that?....................................................... ............................................................ ............FITNESS VIDEOS........... Why do you wanna to be fit like? Is it a vanity thing, a health thing or again has the marketing machine got to ya and made you feel like inferior somehow? If you works on a building site like, running up and down ladders all day, your body will adjust and become as fit as it needs to be, to cope with your demands like. If you sits in an office all day like, you’re going to get a fit pen finger. You don’t need anything else........................................................ ............................................................ ............................... HOLLYWOOD AND ALL THE PLASTIC BOILERS................. Oh for fucks sake………………………is it really worth it like, do you really want to look like that, or has the marketing machine got to ya? You are all becoming the next reality TV thing. We watches bits of ya fall off and we waits to see what you gonna do next like, so we can sympathise, but really we is pissin ourselves laughin like. We is all born facked, but it’s what we are inside that makes us attractive, not the packet. Does anyone actually know a really happy, relaxed person that’s single? Obviously there's gonna be one or two like, but you get the picture eh?………................................................ ............................................................ .................JENNIFER LOPEZ'S ARSE.............. Yeah thats the one, we has all seen it, the enormous J Lo beef. It’s just another typical example of the marketing machine. OK So she can sing and act and dance like, but fack me she aint half got a big arse. So what did they do………..market it! That’s right, now you has got half the worlds big arsed women going round thinking there arse is cool like, and quoting I has a ‘Latino bum’! ……….but hey, then again, a big arse does give you a real sense of value for ya money like!....................................................... ............................................................ .............................THIS HAS TO HAVE A MENTION......... Rap, dance, house, garage, acid, drum and bass, hip hop, flip flop, facked up, and all the other electric dance shit out there. I has only the one thing to say like. lets keep music real an for fucks sake turn that shit off......................................................... ............................................................ ...........................................................G AY LESBIAN PERFORMERS............... Before I even goes down this path, I must point out I has nothing against gays or lesbians, as some of me oldest dearest friends are as such, but what I do object to is the reality TV type ones who is obviously either abusing the gay image for possible financial gain, or very insecure with it and feel the need to ram it in the publics faces like, with all them fake voices, fake emotional outbursts, ridiculous dramas etc. Once the sex is over they aint no different to the rest of us. It’s only an orgasm. It doesn’t matter who they goes an shares it with. We’re all on this planet once, everyone has the right to be loved and to give love without the intervention of others ideals, just be cool about it like!........FACKIN POOFTERS HAHAHAHA..................................Me pet hates list is endless, and I could go on forever, but me biggest hate of all is………..MOANING OLD FUCKS LIKE ME!............and by the way, if you is interested.........the new album will be out by late spring 2007.....an if you likes this one.....................you is gonna luuuuuuuuuurv the next one, cos .......well its cos i fackin say so alright! .......but hey.............you might be into some weird fucked up shit like the Sugar Babes................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .......................................................... PEACE MOTHER FUCKERS..................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .......................AMEN...amen