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!!Chronic Inhaler@

Built to last.

About Me

I can hold a grudge for a loooooooooong time.--I know that this is the part where I'm supposed to let readers believe how cool I am or acccomplished I am. Blah fucking blah. I am not a lover of life. There are good moments, of course, but on the whole...I'm not afraid to check out. --I do not have jesus in my heart. I threw him out a long time ago as I got sick of his shit. I guess I got tired of being preached at for so many years, but mostly it's just that I have no desire to frolic in heaven or anywhere else for that matter. Slam dance in combat boots, yeah. Frolic, no. --I have a lot of responsibility, tons of baggage. I've been through some shit in my life and I guess that in part has made me a bit on the bitter side. I live my life how I want to and always have. I guess one could say that I'm pretty set in my ways, a little selfish, yet I embrace change. The friends I have are few but dear. --Being a natural leader has taught me that I don't always want to lead. It's nice sometimes to be lead. It incorporates growth. --It's been a long time dream of mine to punch Michael Jackson in the nuts. --Lovely readers beware, I can be very charming as I love to laugh, listen, read, give, fuck, go for a ride with the windows down, drink, kiss and bask in the sun like a freakin' reptile. I do not put on airs as to let you think I'm something I'm not. I've got nothing to hide. I don't care if you don't like me. I'm happy if you do. Oh, and I don't dance. That's me. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Johnny Cash - Tennessee Stud

Add to My Profile | More VideosI HATE housework! I don't do it, and I'd rather scrub the toilet than do the dishes. (But I don't do that either)!Fuck you!

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My Interests

I LOVE haircolor, fashion, incense and coffee. Kissing my kids on their head. My ABPT. My steel toe gripfast rock! I'm an official Gypsy Queen! Loud music. Live music. I'm obsessed with hearts. When I sign my name, I heart the 'i'. haha Oh, and I have a thing for hot ass bass players, and I'm a sucker for a good nose. Serj Tankian's to be more specific. Niiice. I'm fascinated with cross dressers, hyper sexuals and Gemini's. Anything plaid. Skull rings, shoes, especially boots. Mohawks. Blowing a good shotgun to your friend. Lunching alone. Visiting a cemetary or walking in the woods on occasion, at night.

I'd like to meet:

One particularly ugly hippie cunt...ANYWHERE! Ben, Keith, Sharon, Hunter, Maddy, all my top friends! I like bad asses, tough motherfuckers that can handle their own. Punk rockers, metal heads, ALL! My entire Gypsy Queen family, you ladies rock!

Music:

Music is my life, my work. Not big into jazz, definetly not into hippie music, some folk, but NOT hippie shit. Other than that, play it. I'd love to check it out. In no particular order, since I am starting over with whatever comes to my head. Roger Miller, Mad Season, Conway Twitty, I'm down with some Funkdoobiest, Ray Price, Circle Jerks, Fear, Black Flag, Wire, Misfits, Meatshits, Waco Jesus, Billy Joel, Bloody and The Transfusions, Patsy Cline, K.D. Lang, Dean Martin, Coal Chamber, TROUBLE!!! ALL Chicagoland bands! Pissed Midgets (RIP), Clutch, Loreena McKennitt, Meatmen, Deee-Lite, Reverend Horton Heat, Hank Williams III, It doesn't matter if he's singing on guitar, on the bass is especially nice, or on drums, ALL! Pantera, Chet Adkins, George Jones, Beastie Boys, Ice Cube, Rancid, David Allan Coe, L7, Dead Kennedys, Primus, Pat Benatar, Blondie, Dead Boys, X, Germs, Killing Joke, Cranberries, Marilyn Manson, Social D, Skinny Puppy, Portishead, Choking Susan, Natalie Merchant, Urge Overkill, Johnny Cash, 7 Year Bitch, King Diamond/Merciful Fate, Mickey Avalon, G Love & Special Sauce, Three Dog Night, Buzzcocks, The Lordz, ALICE DONUT!!, Stevie Wonder, Black Sabbath, SubHoodz, DRI, SOD, Snoop, Frank Zappa, Superjoint Ritual, Five Finger Death Punch, Butthole Surfers, Broadzilla, Lunachicks, Ethyl Meatplow, Ani Difranco, Impetigo, Cannibal Corpse, Macabre, Horrorpops, Static X, Foxy Brown, NIN, Suffocation, Juliette and The Licks, Gorefest, Einsturzende Neubauten, Young Gods, Sepultura, Deicide, Transplants, Amorphous, Psyopus, Anal Cunt, Pop Will Eat Itself. I know there's more, which I'll slowly add 'till I'm bored with my page and change it all again, but my favorite band is THE WORLD'S GREATEST ROCK~N~ROLL BAND...The Rolling Stones.

Movies:

I'm obsessed with religion type movies. The Wiz, Fiddler on the Roof, Natural Born Killers, Drugstore Cowboy, Repo Man, True Romance, Immortal Beloved, Edward Scissorhands, All Jack Black movies, Taxi Driver, Heat, The Salton Sea, The Cowboy Way, Kingpin, The Professional, American History X, Romper Stomper, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Happy Gilmore, Mommy Dearest, Breakfast At Tiffanys, Bad Santa, The Shining...

Books:

The library is my friend.

Heroes:

Big Worm. Men and women at war...

My Blog

Bored Quiz

1. What does your MySpace quote mean? I like what it says. 2. Elaborate on your default photo: Cindy's apt, getting drunk and fucking around taking pics. 3. Who is the first person on your top 8? Dre....
Posted by Chronic Inhaler *G.Q.* on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:03:00 PST

FUCK! What does it mean, really?

fuck    (fk) KEY   Vulgar Slang VERB: fucked , fucking , fucks VERB: tr. To have sexual intercourse with. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize. Used in the imperative a...
Posted by Chronic Inhaler *G.Q.* on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:59:00 PST